Hey mixon... going door to door is not a good idea.... answering the door naked is just sweet justice.
I can just hear the complaint...
jdub - Yeah... officer this man just exposed himself in front of my kid!!
officer - oh that is horrible... where was the last place you saw this subject?
jdub - oh, I was out in the door to door ministry, sharing the good news of jc and the bible with my neighbors. (mentally counts time w/ officer) when I rang a doorbell and this householder just brazenly opened his door and his entire penacular region was showing!!
officer - wait... so you knocked on HIS door and he was in HIS house naked? have a nice day!
pbrow