Posts by TimeBandit

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Head ship...

by TimeBandit in

the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

damn.

I bet I'm the only guy in my community that knows what a clitoris is...I bet I'm the only one in my community that can flick it with my tongue and get my head squeezed to the point of my eyes popping out!

Chris-

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Head ship...

by TimeBandit in

the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

damn.

TimeBandit

She's going to be coming home from work in a little while. She Is an RN and an administrator at our local hospital. She works the night shift. I thought about offering her a body massage when she gets home but I'm afraid it will just turn into a ploy for me to seduce her. Maybe I'll just rub her feet after she makes ma a sandwich...

Chris-

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Head ship...

by TimeBandit in

the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

damn.

TimeBandit

My wife plays the piano and sings. I'm trying to teach her a Metallica song but it sounds sort of funny on the piano right now. I'd better get to practicing my Gibson Les Paul so I can play along when she practices 'Ride the Lightning'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8xrnOrftM

Chris-

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Head ship...

by TimeBandit in

the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

damn.

TimeBandit

Damn, I got a tooth pulled today and the Vicodin mixed with the rum is pretty amazing. I was peeing off my front porch a while ago and I could of swore I saw my neighbor drive by and do a double take...I bet she was impressed.

Chris-

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Head ship...

by TimeBandit in

the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

damn.

TimeBandit

In MY houshold as jws, my wife was always an equal. We made all the important descisions together and her input was always highly regarded. Only then did she make me a sandwich, unless of course it was my turn to make her one, Subway rules!

Chris-

P.S. Damn Spiced rum......(hic)

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Head ship...

by TimeBandit in

the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

damn.

TimeBandit

The JW idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...Uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...Uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head. Uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either. Damn. So why are the Vaseline sales skyrocketing in their local areas? Uh, wait ...Anyway, Praise Jehovah.

Chris-

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Everybody sing along... "Sparlock, we love you!..."

by cedars in

jw
friends

i've uploaded a song i've written to youtube, here it is.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wvo71qg7k4.

here is the link to my blog article on the society's new dvd, for those who haven't yet read it:.

http://jwsurvey.org/cedars-blog/the-watchtowers-new-toy-story-what-parents-need-to-know.

TimeBandit

Thanks Shamus, It's going to be the intro to a series of animated debates between Russell and Rutherford I'm planning.

Chris-

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Everybody sing along... "Sparlock, we love you!..."

by cedars in

jw
friends

i've uploaded a song i've written to youtube, here it is.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wvo71qg7k4.

here is the link to my blog article on the society's new dvd, for those who haven't yet read it:.

http://jwsurvey.org/cedars-blog/the-watchtowers-new-toy-story-what-parents-need-to-know.

TimeBandit

Awesome song Cedars! I was fooling around with an idea for a Sparlock animation today. Since there are so many Sparlock threads I thought I'd just join an existing thread rather than start another one. I hope you don't mind. The following video is just a crude animation test. We'll see if I get around to doing more with it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG3aQVXK3xg

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