TimeBandit

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  New Sparlock (TM) action figure collectibles? Ideas.

  by AnnOMaly in

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  sparlocktm can't be on his own.

  he needs some wizardy comrades, right?

  sherlock - the logical one with an inbuilt bs meter;.

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  TimeBandit

  Polock-Sparlock's mentally challenged but lovable little brother that loves dill pickles.
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  Head ship...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

  uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

  damn.

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  no praying before meals?

  by londonlady in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was recently in the company of a jw.

  this is a long time devout jw and i served them a meal.

  i was surprised by their reaction, they simply sat down, grabbed a fork and began shoveling???

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  TimeBandit

  Here's how I see it. Why in the world would I thank the invisible SKYDADDY for food I worked so haerd to pay for?

  Chris-
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  Head ship...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

  uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

  damn.

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  Thanks for the advice broken promises! I thnk I'll drink some more rum to lessen the hangover as well.

  Chris-
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  Head ship...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

  uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

  damn.

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  TimeBandit

  I bet I'm the only guy in my community that knows what a clitoris is...I bet I'm the only one in my community that can flick it with my tongue and get my head squeezed to the point of my eyes popping out!

  Chris-
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  Head ship...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

  uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

  damn.

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  She's going to be coming home from work in a little while. She Is an RN and an administrator at our local hospital. She works the night shift. I thought about offering her a body massage when she gets home but I'm afraid it will just turn into a ploy for me to seduce her. Maybe I'll just rub her feet after she makes ma a sandwich...

  Chris-
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  Head ship...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

  uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

  damn.

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  TimeBandit

  My wife plays the piano and sings. I'm trying to teach her a Metallica song but it sounds sort of funny on the piano right now. I'd better get to practicing my Gibson Les Paul so I can play along when she practices 'Ride the Lightning'...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8xrnOrftM

  Chris-
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  Head ship...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

  uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

  damn.

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  TimeBandit

  Damn, I got a tooth pulled today and the Vicodin mixed with the rum is pretty amazing. I was peeing off my front porch a while ago and I could of swore I saw my neighbor drive by and do a double take...I bet she was impressed.

  Chris-
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  Head ship...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

  uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

  damn.

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  TimeBandit

  In MY houshold as jws, my wife was always an equal. We made all the important descisions together and her input was always highly regarded. Only then did she make me a sandwich, unless of course it was my turn to make her one, Subway rules!

  Chris-

  P.S. Damn Spiced rum......(hic)
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  Head ship...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the jw idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head.

  uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either.

  damn.

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  TimeBandit

  The JW idea of headship is getting a blowjob followed by a sandwich...Uh, wait, they only believe in the sandwich...Uh, wait, they just jerk off to the idea of getting head. Uh, wait, they're not allowed to jerk off either. Damn. So why are the Vaseline sales skyrocketing in their local areas? Uh, wait ...Anyway, Praise Jehovah.
  
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