Speaking of facial hair...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYaftoxf31M
"You men who long for love,
you mustn't all despair,
There's a secret you should know,to capture the hearts of the fair.
You may not have the looks.
You may not have the dash.
But to win yourself a girl,
If you only got a mustache,
a mustache, a mustache
if you only got a mustache.
You may be common folk,
without a hint of pride.
But you needin' to be a king,
to make any maiden a bride.
You may not have the name,
You may not have the cash,
But you'll make that girl your own.
If you only got a mustache,
a mustache, a mustache,
If you only got a mustache.
You may be big and fat or uglier than seen,
all the ladies shut you out, you wonderin'
how to get in, well here is my advice
for how to make a splash,
You can have your pick of girls
If you only got a mustache, a mustache, a mustache,
if you only got a mustache, a mustache, a mustache, a mustache, big mustache , thick mustache
My mustache, your mustache, say the word, the word
Mustache: A mustache, a mustache.
Now we both have said mustache,
a mustache, a mustache.
If you only got a mustache."
TB-