TimeBandit

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  Do you think this would work?

  by LisaRose in

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  TimeBandit

  This is what I use to keep the pesky JWs away...

  

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  Suffering with "Bridge-over-River-Kwai-syndrome" while fading

  by OneGenTwoGroups in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i've never liked being late for meetings, 10 minutes early has always been 5 minutes late for me.

  i'm a very punctual atheist at the meetings still.. when someone asks a simple question from the platform and not one dummy raises their hand, i still feel the need to raise my hand so that we don't all look like idiots.. my shoes still need to be clean and polished, my suits and ties match and are in good shape.

  i never wear them anywhere else.. i still feel like saying hello to people that are obviously being ignored by everyone else.. people not singing out still bugs me, lol.

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  I admire the strength it must take to be an active JW knowing what you know about them. I hope your fade goes well. It's interesting to hear things from the point of view of someone like yourself, still in but knowing the truth about the truth. Thanks for sharing this 1gen. Keep us posted on how things are going.

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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

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  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  It's a satire Zeb. We all know that the idea of chaperoning a senior is ridiculous. But the wts still expects there to be chaperones regardless of age. It's supposed to make you smile..That's why I made this. I hope it made you smile...

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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  James Mixon: "Why would you need a chaperone? So you can watch them sleep?"...

  That's the good thing about satires. Anything can happen.
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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  prologos:"TB--yeah, I was still working on the thread "Jehovah loves even, rounded numbers" , and 83 did not fit in with the wt/ bible scheme, so, reading upside down or a cyrillic mirror image fixed that. Nothing like a very close to 88 year old mind trying to keep spry."

  I'm not so good with numbers hehehe. I'll keep an eye out for yer thread.
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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
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  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  Clever prologos...

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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  Quarterback: "I get by with a little help with Depends"...

  I actually laughed out loud when I read that....I might use that in the next episode.
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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

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  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  Here's the latest episode of Old People Ask. This episode focuses on chaperones. Why oh why do old people need them? Turns out they don't, and old people have had enough! I hope you enjoy this episode

  Old People Ask...Episode 2 "I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  Stay tuned for new episodes of Old People Ask...
  
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  Judgment Message Training Video Has Been Leaked!

  by OneGenTwoGroups in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6dur7ol_8w.

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  Lol, that's freakin' awesome!

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  July 26th - Watchtower Victims Memorial Day

  by TimeBandit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  today was a special day.

  i woke up this morning with feelings of resolve.

  my wife and i girded up our loins and went out to tell others about watchtower victims memorial day...i put up memorial flyers in places where they'd be seen by many people.

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  Thanks freddo, I'll fix it asap.

  TB-