Posts by TimeBandit

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finally AWAKE! AWAKE magazine parody

by TimeBandit in

i'm working on a film and pdf book in parody of the awake!

magazine called finally awake!..

i would love suggestions and input from the forum toward it's content and production.

TimeBandit

poppers asked: I like the revised edition much better - but an observation: "pokes smot"? Was that intentional?

Yeah, it's an old stoner phrase. It means 'smokes pot".

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finally AWAKE! AWAKE magazine parody

by TimeBandit in

i'm working on a film and pdf book in parody of the awake!

magazine called finally awake!..

i would love suggestions and input from the forum toward it's content and production.

Here's a revised preview of my [b][i]finally AWAKE![/i][/b] parody of the awake magazine. Note that it is incomplete, a work in progress. Please leave some feedback here about whether you think it's better than the first preview posted above. I think the message in the revised preview below has a better message and is worded to be more appealing.

Please double click on the preview below to open it in YT and be sure to watch it in HD full Screen. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruC_MI75sa8

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finally AWAKE! AWAKE magazine parody

by TimeBandit in

i'm working on a film and pdf book in parody of the awake!

magazine called finally awake!..

i would love suggestions and input from the forum toward it's content and production.

TimeBandit

I posted this here for a reason, to get feedback, and suggestions on how I could make the project better. Since it's syill a work in progress, just about anything can be changed at this point. I was too focussed on trying to be funny and rebelious with this iteration of the magazine cover.

So, how could I show that Helen has more freedom and time to enjoy life without making ex-JWs look bad? IdeaS?

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finally AWAKE! AWAKE magazine parody

by TimeBandit in

i'm working on a film and pdf book in parody of the awake!

magazine called finally awake!..

i would love suggestions and input from the forum toward it's content and production.

TimeBandit

DesirousofChange Quote " What was I thinking?

Leave the WT so that I can smoke dope, get drunk, engage in bi-sexual sex with multiple partners and finally find a better life.

Good message."

LOL.

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finally AWAKE! AWAKE magazine parody

by TimeBandit in

i'm working on a film and pdf book in parody of the awake!

magazine called finally awake!..

i would love suggestions and input from the forum toward it's content and production.

TimeBandit

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finally AWAKE! AWAKE magazine parody

by TimeBandit in

i'm working on a film and pdf book in parody of the awake!

magazine called finally awake!..

i would love suggestions and input from the forum toward it's content and production.

TimeBandit

I'm working on a film and pdf book in parody of the AWAKE! magazine called finally AWAKE!.. I would love suggestions and input from the forum toward it's content and production. The current episode is still a work in progress and I'll get it done as soon as possible. Please add feedback and ideas in this thread.

Please watch the Youtube video below in HD, full screen! Double click the video to see it full screen on YT. I hope the opening music doesn't nauseate you.
Love you all, Muah!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbagvdJq3IM

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The secret things men hate about being men

by FlyingHighNow in

jw
friends

these are hastily thought up facts and then some stereo-typical reasons, in response to sam's why men seldom get depressed thread.

feel free to add ones that have been missed.. men:.

have to shave everyday or they look like miami vice wannabe's.. have to register for the draft.. have to keep up that macho image for their buds.. have to pretend to love beer.. to them, size is an important issue.

TimeBandit

Multiple Orgasms...We wish we had them. On the other hand, I bet women wish they could pee standing up.

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What would you hate about the Paradise...

by Butterflyleia85 in

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friends

well i was thinking... kinda random stuff this morning.

there was on the news of volcano eruption in brussel and it was so cool looking.

no injuries were found but i got to see the lava and thinking how beautiful it was.

TimeBandit

I would hate spending eternity on the same planet as my mother...

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My Self-Righteous Brother-In-Law Got Disfellowshipped

by SlipnSlide in

my brother-in-law has always been a jerk and i never liked him.

he married my sister and had a family.

not long after, he became an elder and he thought that he was the shit!

TimeBandit

@Open Mind: You must be kidding right? If you are just kidding, please ignore the following....That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

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A letter about blood fractions from the WT Society

by ldrnomo in

about 4 years ago i sent a letter to the watchtower society asking them why taking blood fractions was a conscience matter and taking components of blood was a removal matter.. if i can figure out how to post the pdf of their reply i will post it here.

i was removed as an elder soon after receiving their letter the co we had at the time had a copy of my letter to them and also the letter they sent to me.

any suggestions on how i can post the letter would be appreciated.. .

TimeBandit

I have here a link to where you can read an elder's correspondance to the society about this very subject. He is very thorough in his questions, and the best they can answer is basically, 'that's what we teach'...He gets so frustrated with the wtbts that he ends up resigning as an elder because he can't support the blood fractions being ok with scripture. It's a very good read...Correspondence