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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  James Mixon: "Why would you need a chaperone? So you can watch them sleep?"...

  That's the good thing about satires. Anything can happen.
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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  prologos:"TB--yeah, I was still working on the thread "Jehovah loves even, rounded numbers" , and 83 did not fit in with the wt/ bible scheme, so, reading upside down or a cyrillic mirror image fixed that. Nothing like a very close to 88 year old mind trying to keep spry."

  I'm not so good with numbers hehehe. I'll keep an eye out for yer thread.
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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  TimeBandit

  Clever prologos...

  TB-
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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  Quarterback: "I get by with a little help with Depends"...

  I actually laughed out loud when I read that....I might use that in the next episode.
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  Old People Ask..."I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the latest episode of old people ask.

  this episode focuses on chaperones.

  why oh why do old people need them?

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  TimeBandit

  Here's the latest episode of Old People Ask. This episode focuses on chaperones. Why oh why do old people need them? Turns out they don't, and old people have had enough! I hope you enjoy this episode

  Old People Ask...Episode 2 "I'm 88, and my girlfriend is 83, why do we need a chaperone?"

  Stay tuned for new episodes of Old People Ask...
  
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  Judgment Message Training Video Has Been Leaked!

  by OneGenTwoGroups in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6dur7ol_8w.

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  Lol, that's freakin' awesome!

  TB-
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  July 26th - Watchtower Victims Memorial Day

  by TimeBandit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  today was a special day.

  i woke up this morning with feelings of resolve.

  my wife and i girded up our loins and went out to tell others about watchtower victims memorial day...i put up memorial flyers in places where they'd be seen by many people.

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  Thanks freddo, I'll fix it asap.

  TB-
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  July 26th - Watchtower Victims Memorial Day

  by TimeBandit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  today was a special day.

  i woke up this morning with feelings of resolve.

  my wife and i girded up our loins and went out to tell others about watchtower victims memorial day...i put up memorial flyers in places where they'd be seen by many people.

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  TimeBandit

  Today was a special day. I woke up this morning with feelings of resolve. My wife and I girded up our loins and went out to tell others about Watchtower Victims Memorial Day...
  
  I put up memorial flyers in places where they'd be seen by many people. Like at Denny's and the McDonald's drive thru. We went all over town and put flyers on any bulletin board we could find. We drove to Walmart and my wife put lots of flyers under windshield wipers in the parking lot.
  
  Then we stopped by the local Kingdom Hall and put a memorial wreath in front of the hall, under the KH sign. We taped a flyer to the KH sign and both posed for pictures. We had a good time doing this today. It made us feel warm inside, and we were thinking about all of you here, and all ex-jws everywhere. We thought about the innocent people who were victimized in one way or another. We also thought about all the families that have been destroyed, including my own.
  
  I made this video about our day today, we hope you like it.
  
  TimeBandit & NurseJane-Watchtower Victims Memorial Day
  

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpSPdRcxfw4
  

  TB-
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  Any Predictions on what happens to the participants of the failed coup in Turkey?

  by OneGenTwoGroups in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  they are rounding them, i'm guessing there will be a mass execution?

  one like we haven't seen in a long time i'm guessing..

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  The prime minister has used the word 'cleansing' in relation to them...So either they will be sprayed with disinfectant, or I'm thinking executions are coming...
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  This Thing That Was My Mother

  by TimeBandit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this thing that was my mother.

  this thing that was my mother, so withered and blackened now,.

  was once so kind and loving, but things have changed somehow.. remember when you'd hold me, and soothe my childhood fears?.

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  TimeBandit

  I love you so much aunt Heather! You can be my new mom. I'll call you soon, I miss you.

  Chris-