Posts by Shutterbug

As for Sword of Jah, don't pay any attention to him. I'll edit his/her post if you find it offensive, but most of the time we just roll our eyes and ignore him/her.
Nina

Nina, I really don't think Sword of Jah should have his/her post deleted for simply giving his/her opinion. My problem with this person is the way he/she snipes at others and runs like a scared little rabbit. Apparently this individual doesn't have the courage of his/her convictions.

It would be nice if we could determine the gender of this "rabbit." Bug

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What campaign slogan would you give for the Presidential candidates?

by JH in

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http://www.presidentsusa.net/campaignslogans.html

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Shutterbug

Kerry, " I stand firmly on both sides of the issues.

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This is very scary for me ......Breath in Breath out ....outing the demons

by SheilaM in

ok after 17 years i finally was able to express my pain about my sisters actions.....i hope you like it

betrayal of snow

jesus lost his life for 30 pieces of silver

Shutterbug

wasn't her. It was her addiction. People on shit cannot understand reality. Having someone in my family that has done it most they're life, and 'tricked' everyone into thinking that he was clean, I completely understand.
Recreational fun my ass.

This brings home the need to stay away from drugs. I lived next to a crack house for about 2 or 3 years and those people didn't care about anyone except themselves and the next time they could get some more drugs. Idiots.

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Authentic replies put on Child Support Agency forms...

by reboot in

the following are all relpies that women have put on child support agency forms in the uk in the section for listingthe absent father's details..these are all genuine and god help us...... .

1.regarding the identity of my twins, child a was fathered by jim x.i am unsure as to the identity of the father of child b.but i believe that he was concieved on the same night.. 2.i am unsure as to the identity of thr father of my child as i was being sick out of a window when i was taken unexpectedly from behind.i can provide you with a list of names of men that i think were at the party if that would help.. 3. i do not know the name of the father of my little girl,she was concieved at a party at acacia avenue where i had unprotected sex with a man i met there.. i do remember the sex was so good i fainted.if you do manage to track down the father would you send me his phone number?

4.i have never had sex with a man.i am awaiting a letter from the pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is christ risen again.. 5. i cannot tell you the name od child a's dad as he informs me that to do so wouls blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.i am torn between doing right by you and right by my country.please advise.. 6.i do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same.i can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at norfolk.. 7.so much of that night is a blur.the only thing that i remember for sure is that delia smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening.if i'd stayed at home and watched more tv rather than going to the party at miller drive , mine may have remained unfertilised.. 8.peter x is the father of child a, if you do track him down can you ask him what he did with my ac/dc cd's?.

Shutterbug

6.I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same.I can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk.

Wow!!! that sure narrows the choice down------ to several thousand. DNA test all of them. Bug

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they just left..haaha

by the mole in

im on this site reading and putting my comments in when a knock on the door just now..speak of the devil!

two brothers at the door right now.....ok im back...i opened the door in my boxers and let them see my new tattoo on my stomach..i hoped they liked my shorts..they are spiderman boxers...i just told them im busy preaching the word of god on a jw forum...they looked at me very strange and walked away just now...lol..hahahhahahahahaa

Shutterbug

Witnesses are afraid of a lot of things but this is a first for me, afraid of boxers.

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What is the safest way to kill (er...displace) a skunk?

by confusedjw in

we see this damn skunk this time of year a lot when we drive into the yard.

now the dog has gotten sprayed.. a man and his dog only want to go through this once.. .

of course their is shooting (where is mr. heston when you need him?

Shutterbug

A man and his dog only want to go through this once.

Don't worry about the dog getting sprayed again, they learn quick and will avoid skunks like the plague. Can't speak for the man however.

Your local vet will have ideas about taking the odor out of the dog, in fact it might be best to let her/him take care of the odor problem. No I don't mean doing in the dog, just cleaning the poor thing up. Bug

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grrrrrrr...I am about to lose it..Re: My Parents

by Valis in

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so...even before i left my parents arranged with the mother of my kids to fly her up and back and didn't tell me.

i am about to blow my stack and am not very happy after getting off the phone.

gadget was nice enough to let me use the phone to call them and let them know i loved them and missed them.

Shutterbug

Oh, and think seriously about buying some blue face paint and screaming "Freedom". You have a few more days to practice that

I love it !!! One of the best movies ever made, just happy I didn't have to fight with a sword or axe.

Valis, Does "the mother of your children" know your feelings on this subject ?? If so you may have a boatload of issues with her. However, calm down and stay that way. Some folks sit around like vultures and wait for you make a verbal mistake, and then they pounce.

Hang tough Buddy. Bug

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Valis Causes International Incident

by Gadget in

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from routers: july 22; 20:34. .

american thug injures innocent young boy!!!!!!!!.

a young boy was enjoying learning about american culture and sports from a visiting american, travis bush (dallas, texas), 33 yrs of age when during an american football demonstration the most atrocious atrocity occured.

Shutterbug

In an effort to catch a craftily spun ball by the accused, the young English lad received major trauma to his hand, resulting in him needing hospital treatment over a number of days

Craftily spun ball ??? That was my first clue this was bogus. Besides, Valis can't throw a football hard enough to hurt a neutered cat. Bug

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Please tell me your story of.....

by Doubtfully Yours in

did anyone here just broke the news to the unsuspecting spouse/so that they just were not going to be a jw anymore?.

please tell me about the reactions and the aftermath.

did it break the relationship, or did it survive?

Shutterbug

He convinced me to keep going so we could do a slow fade, which we did. All of our children followed (actually Princess (Rachel) and her husband left before we did), and our daughter in law, who was the last holdout, finally left too

Mulan, correct me if I'm wrong but I'm counting seven people plus children who left out of one family. Makes a person wonder who is left to go door to door.. Bug