There was a CUTE little sister one time in the hall. I ran into her at the mall hanging out with an UGLY guy with piercings etc. I got jealous and went and finked on her. The Elder had already told this sister several times not to hang with that guy he told me.
The next time I finked was on myself. I had been married once before and not scripturally divorced even though I thought I had just cause for one because my wife was LIVING with another man for 6 months but the elder's said that she was just renting a room from him. Yeah right. They both lived in the same apartment on the same floor. Only a living room seperated their two rooms but ANYWAY....After 5 years I finally had sex with someone else being that I hadn't seen my wife in 5 years...I found out the elders would let me be scripturally free if I finked on myself so I did. Get reproved for 6 months but after that I was free to remarry! So I did...To a worldly gal 2 years later.