And on that note...
...(mainstream) Protestantism is the WTS's slightly out-of-touch but generally well-meaning mom...
...Catholicism is the WTS's old alcoholic uncle who's finally going through his twelve steps...
...Judaism is the WTS's eccentric but surprisingly insightful grandfather...
...Islam is Judaism's nephew from his first marriage (who's a little behind the rest of the class, but catching up)...
...Buddhism and Hinduism are Judaism's laid-back college buddies...
...and Scientology is everyone's crazy, mean-as-fuck neighbor from down the street.