i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
I don't know exactly, but there is 2 of them & you they are different weights so it has some thing to do with forcing your muscles to work at keeping them in. They are supposed to be good for women who have had kid's. I'm tempted to get them & let you know now.
Perhaps we should ask secret slave he works in a gym. LOL!
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
Gotta love you Cognac, the eggs don't go up your bumthey go up your vagina, that's where the pelvic floor muscles are. I'm sorry, I didn't word it well a.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
OMG! what have I started, I said naughty not XXX rated. There's a big difference in sucking the cream off a frappie & buying a butt plug. LOL.
Katewild, I like the word naughty, it's kinda sweet but not bad.
LUHE, what about cling film, would that count as weird?
I' ve heard about these egg things that are supposed to be good for the pelvic floor, some vibrate apparently & you can get them with a remote control. Can you believe that? you can keep it in your bag & change the bloody speed. I'm not sure how I feel about that, what if they got stuck. I watched this sex programme & they said that the muscles in your bum suck things up, that's why they have so many people in hospital every year with carrots or parsnips stuck up their arses, WTF! I cant actually believe what people do. I tell you what it makes one think twice if you get invited to dinner & they cook a roast.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
Cappytan, I did not see that coming. Isnt it funny how you get a picture in your head of someone. So your a naughty boy.
Talesin, ask for recommendations, OMG, that cracked me up. What do you recommend?
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
I cant move i'm doing the garden. I usually go on a sea food diet, I see food I eat it, that's why I'm fat. So how about liposuction?. Work more, yeah, if I have to. Celebrate now your cooking cognac, I like this idea. More sex, what do you suggest, that I invest in a vibrator?
so today i did it.
i cut my dish network programming to basic....$20 a month ty very much.
instead i have $60 streaming device that gives me everything i need.
Outlander OMG! I love that show, I'm waiting for season 1 volume 3 to come to Ozzy land. Did anyone love the Vikings as well? I love all that action stuff except I turn away when it gets a bit gory I don't like that so much. All those men running around sweating & dirty with hair on their bodies that is exactly how a man should be. Of course that is just my opinion.
.just plucking up the courage to introduce myself....living in ireland but from the uk originally.
..drifted away due to depression (from all things truth related lol and bereavements and my m.s husband cheating on me and leaving !!
) few years ago but they recently hunted me down (they contacted me the day my other half was diagnosed with cancer!
WOW Lost&adrift, actually your neither now you can settle on your own little island without those nasty Bastards bothering you. I know it doesn't seem that way at the moment & you are very busy looking after your other half & that it will be heart wrenching for you. So glad you have found your way here, so no you are not completely isolated we will all listen to your troubles & without judgment so try not to be so hard on yourself o.k. Breath & then Breath again, cry, be angry be what ever you need to be, eventually the rain will stop & you will have some sunshine. I promise.
