Gotta love you Cognac, the eggs don't go up your bumthey go up your vagina, that's where the pelvic floor muscles are. I'm sorry, I didn't word it well a.
Posts by Sabin
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66I'm Naughty
by Sabin ini'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
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I'm Naughty
by Sabin ini'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
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Sabin
OMG! what have I started, I said naughty not XXX rated. There's a big difference in sucking the cream off a frappie & buying a butt plug. LOL.
Katewild, I like the word naughty, it's kinda sweet but not bad.
LUHE, what about cling film, would that count as weird?
I' ve heard about these egg things that are supposed to be good for the pelvic floor, some vibrate apparently & you can get them with a remote control. Can you believe that? you can keep it in your bag & change the bloody speed. I'm not sure how I feel about that, what if they got stuck. I watched this sex programme & they said that the muscles in your bum suck things up, that's why they have so many people in hospital every year with carrots or parsnips stuck up their arses, WTF! I cant actually believe what people do. I tell you what it makes one think twice if you get invited to dinner & they cook a roast.
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I'm Naughty
by Sabin ini'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
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Cappytan, I did not see that coming. Isnt it funny how you get a picture in your head of someone. So your a naughty boy.
Talesin, ask for recommendations, OMG, that cracked me up. What do you recommend?
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LOL, I just put that on another thread. Your on. -
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I'm Naughty
by Sabin ini'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
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Sabin
I'm a naughty girl, I love it, it makes me laugh & I love to laugh. Life is so serious, not enough smiles I think. My husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from Despicable Me. I ran around the shop pointing it at people, you should of seen the look on kid's faces it absolutely cracked me up. I run around the house with it to, it truly is brilliant. I always want to go to the toy section & press all the buttons on the mechanical toys. When we go to Mac D's we get frappe, I suck all the cream & chocolate sauce of the top then give my hubby the rest cause we usually share. My favourite topic is sex, I love it, what's not to love? so now that I don't have to abide by the J boring dub rules I want to go to a sex shop. NOT in a perverted way, but cause it's NAUGHTY. My hubby says "if i take you will you just sit in the car & refuse to go in?" which is likely cause it's really naughty like adult naughty. So I was just wondering who else on here is naughty? & has anyone been to a sex shop? Got any tips? -
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I cant move i'm doing the garden. I usually go on a sea food diet, I see food I eat it, that's why I'm fat. So how about liposuction?. Work more, yeah, if I have to. Celebrate now your cooking cognac, I like this idea. More sex, what do you suggest, that I invest in a vibrator?
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New TV gadget
by Dagney inso today i did it.
i cut my dish network programming to basic....$20 a month ty very much.
instead i have $60 streaming device that gives me everything i need.
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Sabin
Outlander OMG! I love that show, I'm waiting for season 1 volume 3 to come to Ozzy land. Did anyone love the Vikings as well? I love all that action stuff except I turn away when it gets a bit gory I don't like that so much. All those men running around sweating & dirty with hair on their bodies that is exactly how a man should be. Of course that is just my opinion.
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Hello
by Lost and adrift in.just plucking up the courage to introduce myself....living in ireland but from the uk originally.
..drifted away due to depression (from all things truth related lol and bereavements and my m.s husband cheating on me and leaving !!
) few years ago but they recently hunted me down (they contacted me the day my other half was diagnosed with cancer!
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WOW Lost&adrift, actually your neither now you can settle on your own little island without those nasty Bastards bothering you. I know it doesn't seem that way at the moment & you are very busy looking after your other half & that it will be heart wrenching for you. So glad you have found your way here, so no you are not completely isolated we will all listen to your troubles & without judgment so try not to be so hard on yourself o.k. Breath & then Breath again, cry, be angry be what ever you need to be, eventually the rain will stop & you will have some sunshine. I promise.
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Listening to the Brothers would have prevented this spanking.
by morningworship inwill he be disfellowshipped or nah?.
http://www.sceneoftheworld.com/2015/12/dad-spanks-guy-for-dating-his-underage.html.
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Out with the old - In with the new - what a cycle.
by morningworship ini was present for the first bethel talk introducing the iron boot back into the field.
i saw many 20-30 year people get reassigned to special pioneering.
this year, most of them got the boot again and were encouraged to regular pioneer (back to back boots):) this week i received a called from some bethelites and guess where they are all being reassigned to.
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I find Stephen Lett really creepy. Everything about his expressions & posture shouts "I'M A BIG FAT LIAR"