Stan....NO.......
LUHE, yes I think moving this to the adult section might be a good idea.
People are gonna read through this tomoz & say "what the hell". You gotta love it.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
Stan....NO.......
LUHE, yes I think moving this to the adult section might be a good idea.
People are gonna read through this tomoz & say "what the hell". You gotta love it.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
Insert a pencil in to my vag & play tug of war.....Stan......NO.....
I got caught giving my husband a BJ at Hever Castle on Anne Boleyns favourite walk by a family, then a few weeks later we went to another castle & got bloody caught there aswell. Nothing like a good jousting. OMG I'm a slut.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
Thank you Secret slave, I found the end part very interesting about not doing this while peeing as your bladder will not empty properly & you could end up with a urinary tract infection. Do you know you should actually pee after sex as well to prevent that, both men & women.
Stan, the bell end, wow, that must look attractive. you couldn't get a blow job it might get caught in some ones teeth.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
I don't know exactly, but there is 2 of them & you they are different weights so it has some thing to do with forcing your muscles to work at keeping them in. They are supposed to be good for women who have had kid's. I'm tempted to get them & let you know now.
Perhaps we should ask secret slave he works in a gym. LOL!
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
Gotta love you Cognac, the eggs don't go up your bumthey go up your vagina, that's where the pelvic floor muscles are. I'm sorry, I didn't word it well a.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
OMG! what have I started, I said naughty not XXX rated. There's a big difference in sucking the cream off a frappie & buying a butt plug. LOL.
Katewild, I like the word naughty, it's kinda sweet but not bad.
LUHE, what about cling film, would that count as weird?
I' ve heard about these egg things that are supposed to be good for the pelvic floor, some vibrate apparently & you can get them with a remote control. Can you believe that? you can keep it in your bag & change the bloody speed. I'm not sure how I feel about that, what if they got stuck. I watched this sex programme & they said that the muscles in your bum suck things up, that's why they have so many people in hospital every year with carrots or parsnips stuck up their arses, WTF! I cant actually believe what people do. I tell you what it makes one think twice if you get invited to dinner & they cook a roast.
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
Cappytan, I did not see that coming. Isnt it funny how you get a picture in your head of someone. So your a naughty boy.
Talesin, ask for recommendations, OMG, that cracked me up. What do you recommend?
i'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.