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  • lastcall
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    What did you day dream about at assemblies?

    by lastcall in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    as a kid i would try to pay attention, but i just couldn't hang in there.

    if i didn't day dream i was going to go insane.. i used to create scenarios in my mind that i was a jw super hero.

    i had a special costume that was partially made of "flubber" that would allow me to bounce all over the auditorium.

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    2. drwtsn32
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  • lastcall
    lastcall

    Stacey,

    As far as the daydreaming goes I think my brain was plotting ways to get out of there. Usually I felt too sick to attend at least one of the days. Here I had a 100% attendence record at highschool but got sick for meetings and assemblies. Imainge that.

    For real. One time when I was 16, I took a zip lock bag of cheerios up to my bedroom...at about 2:00 in the morning, I made a bunch of loud barfing sounds so that my parents would hear. I chewed up the cheerios and spit them into the toilet and left them there so that that my Dad would think I was really sick.

    My goal was that the rest of my family would travel up to the assembly and they would leave me at home, because I had been planning a big party all week.

    Well my Dad totally bought the cheerio's bit, but he didn't trust me enought to leave me at home for the weekend...so every one stayed home.

    I got busted after about 20 kids called to see when the party was...later my Dad was turning people away at the door. Whoops!

    Nilfun,

    I would use my magic watch to stop time and then rearrange things - maybe balance a fruit bag on the speaker's head, draw a chocolate pudding smile over a few people's mouths, put makeup on a few of the 'brothers' faces to doll them up. Rearrange some folks into compromising positions, lol. You know, nothing too harmful...

    Bwaaaaaaahaaa.Your killin' me

    Xelder,

    otherwise I daydreamed about pioneering and reaching out to be a CO and have the brothers and sisters kiss my ass.

    You had some lofty spiritual goals brother.

    BTW my Browns got their asses whipped. What a shock.

    LC

  • SpunkyChick
    28

    Pick-up lines

    by SpunkyChick in
    1. social
    2. humour

    funny article on msn...

    "what's your sign?".

    the epitome of cheese, this line, which has been around since the beatles came to america, ranks as the very worst line in dating history.

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    2. Nosferatu
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  • lastcall
    lastcall

    You must be tired baby ..

    cause you've been running through my mind all day.

    LC

  • lastcall
    52

    What did you day dream about at assemblies?

    by lastcall in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    as a kid i would try to pay attention, but i just couldn't hang in there.

    if i didn't day dream i was going to go insane.. i used to create scenarios in my mind that i was a jw super hero.

    i had a special costume that was partially made of "flubber" that would allow me to bounce all over the auditorium.

    1. lastcall
    2. drwtsn32
    3. lastcall
  • lastcall
    lastcall

    Nilfun,

    I would have never let those Nazi bastards hurt you, I would have bounced all over there asses!

    Keep em' com'n, I'm going to go watch my Browns beat up on the Steelers down at the tavern.

    LC

  • lastcall
    52

    What did you day dream about at assemblies?

    by lastcall in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    as a kid i would try to pay attention, but i just couldn't hang in there.

    if i didn't day dream i was going to go insane.. i used to create scenarios in my mind that i was a jw super hero.

    i had a special costume that was partially made of "flubber" that would allow me to bounce all over the auditorium.

    1. lastcall
    2. drwtsn32
    3. lastcall
  • lastcall
    lastcall

    Nilfun..that's what I'm talkin' bout

    I imagined what all of us would look like stacked like cordwood.

    LMAO!

  • lastcall
    52

    What did you day dream about at assemblies?

    by lastcall in
    1. jw
    2. friends

    as a kid i would try to pay attention, but i just couldn't hang in there.

    if i didn't day dream i was going to go insane.. i used to create scenarios in my mind that i was a jw super hero.

    i had a special costume that was partially made of "flubber" that would allow me to bounce all over the auditorium.

    1. lastcall
    2. drwtsn32
    3. lastcall
  • lastcall
    lastcall

    Stacey,

    You were so bad!

    Shera,

    : Going home.

    Yeah me too.

    But guys, I'm looking for the more surreal stuff.

    Was I the only JW super hero?

    When I was at the Hall I would dream of raising my hand at the Watchtower lesson and when the mic was handed to me I would start singing :

    "Volare ... whoa ohh, Volare whoa ohh oh oh."

    LC