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  New light from GB member David Splane!

  by Island Man in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  in the latest jw broadcast splane is quoted as saying:.

  "suppose there was a man who died 10 minutes before joseph was born.

  would he be part of joseph's generation?

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  SecretSlaveClass

  The Super Seven may be useless at a lot of thimgs but they sure are masters at spewing pure, unadulterated bullshit. They may also be students of Sun Tzu: "Keep both friends and enemies confused so that you may have time to draw plans and spies cannot discern your intentions ".
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  The WTS invests in military industries?

  by Achille in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  what do you think of this document?

  the wts invests in military industries?.

  https://app.box.com/s/bwgbd3759t49wskwwdpo8lsgeu1rw5fc .

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  Nice find. It's probably an investment to help god wreck the wicked at Armageddon.
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  Prediction time: just has i told my wife a month ago, the 144000 is not a litteral number and the GB are the only anointed

  by goingthruthemotions in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so things have been calm so far...knock on wood!!!

  but i was thinking today...a month ago in one of our arguments.

  i told her the 144000 was not to considered a literal number.

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  I bet in a few decades time they'll actually be Jehovah.
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  Current blood doctrine

  by Warren Wilson in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  i am new to this site.

  i was a jw from age 8 to 28. i am now 48 and leaving the organisation is the best decision i ever made in my life.

  anyway,could somebody please tell me the current jw mis-stance on blood.

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  SecretSlaveClass

  Still the same. So if you want to pet panda bears make sure you never end up bleeding to death or you'll have Hobson's choice.
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  TV.JW.ORG (September 2015): Serving Single - Do not use JW dating sites!

  by Designer Stubble in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  around the 39:00 minute mark the focus shifts to a single sister who cannot find a mate.

  at the 42:30 minute mark she states "i cannot believe it crossed my mind...to look on jw dating sites".

  guess a new unwritten rule is added to the many oral traditions of these pharisees.

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  SecretSlaveClass

  JW dating site:

  Profile

  Age:24

  Status: single

  Career: Pioneer

  Education: Theocratic Ministry School

  Hobbies: Bible reading, Knocking on doors, hanging out with my literature cart, answering questions from WBTS literature, hanging with my bros at the KH.

  Favorite music: I love all the cool beats from the Kingdom Song Book. They rock!

  Favorite movies: The Org's drama videos are mega awesome!

  Favorite food: spiritual

  Which animal are you most like? I would say a sheep!

  What are your pet peeves? I hate bros who wear tight pants because they're totally Ghhayyy! I also can't stand it when I've like seriously prepped to answer some questions from the Watchtower and other people like totally answer all the cool ones so it's like impossible for me to be uber cool at Sunday meetings. Oh and Apostates are major bummers!

  Places you have travelled: I visited Bethel twice. I so recommend everyone see it, it's Org-mazing!!

  Tell us something about yourself: I love the outdoors because I get to spend a lot of time in people's gardens going door-to-door. I also love walking because being a pioneer I can't afford a car. I like learning about lots of different stuff like the bible and stuff.

  What do you look for in a partner: well she needs to be a girl and like not answer the cool questions in the Watchtower on Sundays so I can be the uber cool one. She's got to like buying used clothes because we would both have to be pioneers and we wont have money for new clothes. If anyone needs clothes shes got to respect that I need them more than her. She should be hot so all the other pioneer bros can like be jealous and stuff. She musn't like parties and must only like to do the things I like to do like walk a lot. And hang out at the KH.
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  What ARE the fruits that the JW tree produces?

  by TTWSYF in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my brother [the elder] often refers to this line as to 'knowing a tree by it;s fruits'.

  so,my question is what are the jw fruits?.

  just asking....sincerely.

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  Poisonous coyote melon, poisonous osage orange, poisonous suicide tree fruit, poisonous goat apple ....
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  Getting it out of my system, a VERY long introduction/outpouring..

  by adimmedlight in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  warning, novel ahead:.

  after a few months of lurking on this site, i've decided to take the plunge...i don't really care so much about introducing myself, but somehow there is some relief in the thought of getting my little story out there, just getting it out of my system.

  i am the oldest of 5 kids.

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  adimmedlight:

  You're young, mature, obviously smart with good core values with a bright future of possibilities only you have control over. Just remember what you've already had to overcome and how far you've come in your 23 years. Your characteer alone tells me you were born a seaworthy craft ready to handle the toughest storms and with the help of your instinctive moral compass and common sense, you'll reach the sunny shores of your life goals. You have nothing to fear, go sailing and enjoy the sunshine whenever it breaks upon your rain soaked face.
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  If she doesn't comply an orange jumpsuit is in her future

  by DJS in

  1. social
  2. current

  scotus: kentucky clerk must issue same-sex marriage licenses.

  by ariane de vogue, cnn supreme court reporter.

  updated 8:02 pm et, mon august 31, 2015. let's hope this is the final screech from the haters who wrap themselves in the bible - or their egoist political philosophy i doubt it will be, but let's hope..

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  Why on earth are you still arguing with this guppy hunter? He probably still doubts the earth is spherical ...
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  TV.JW.ORG (September 2015): Serving Single - Do not use JW dating sites!

  by Designer Stubble in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  around the 39:00 minute mark the focus shifts to a single sister who cannot find a mate.

  at the 42:30 minute mark she states "i cannot believe it crossed my mind...to look on jw dating sites".

  guess a new unwritten rule is added to the many oral traditions of these pharisees.

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  And the zombies just keep on lapping it up. I really think this super control is what is going to alienate the new generation of dubs and push them out.
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  TV.JW.ORG (September 2015) - Generation explained again

  by Designer Stubble in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  guess the overlapping generation concept is difficult for most to comprehend.

  david spane does his best to explain it again.

  the cutoff date for this generation has now moved to 1992 (was once 1935), the year that fred franz died.

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  SecretSlaveClass

  So wait! What happens if a plane crashes into their office while they're all there and all die? Or a sudden massive Bethel fire? You get the idea...