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  A ship (no matter how big) will ultimately sink if it has a hole

  by iconoclastic in

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  humanity is like a ship, and holes are our hobbies (lust, greed etc.

  which are fondly renamed as each one likes) which always have been outperforming what science could accomplish!

  most of the greater or significant scientific achievements started from 19th centurymay be with the commercial transmission of electricity!

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  Slidin Fast2 minutes agoAnd I thought this thread was going to be about HMS Jdub.

  
  

  That makes two of us. Sometimes reading his posts I feel like a blind person who thinks he is reading a violent story in braIlle when in fact a practical joker has handed him a cheese grate.
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  Getting it out of my system, a VERY long introduction/outpouring..

  by adimmedlight in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  warning, novel ahead:.

  after a few months of lurking on this site, i've decided to take the plunge...i don't really care so much about introducing myself, but somehow there is some relief in the thought of getting my little story out there, just getting it out of my system.

  i am the oldest of 5 kids.

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  I don't think she visits here anymore ...
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  TV.JW.ORG (September 2015): Serving Single - Do not use JW dating sites!

  by Designer Stubble in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  around the 39:00 minute mark the focus shifts to a single sister who cannot find a mate.

  at the 42:30 minute mark she states "i cannot believe it crossed my mind...to look on jw dating sites".

  guess a new unwritten rule is added to the many oral traditions of these pharisees.

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  AFRIKANMAN9 hours agoSecretSlaveClass - Food must be strictly ORG-ANIC !
  This is so Frank Zappa-ish ! Like the profile !
  "don't play in the Yellow Snow ......."

  
  Lol thanks. Frank Zappa is some quality stuff!
  
  

  Wow I got censored. That's a first. Let me rephrase:

  I'm amazed how these seven old farts who barely have sex hormones left expect young adults who have them in payloads to simply switch them off. Senile old sods have no concept of reality let alone biology.
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  TV.JW.ORG (September 2015): Serving Single - Do not use JW dating sites!

  by Designer Stubble in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  around the 39:00 minute mark the focus shifts to a single sister who cannot find a mate.

  at the 42:30 minute mark she states "i cannot believe it crossed my mind...to look on jw dating sites".

  guess a new unwritten rule is added to the many oral traditions of these pharisees.

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  What amazes me is just because these seven old farts barely have sex hormones anymore they assume young adults who have them in payloads can simply switch them off? Senile old twats have no concept of reality let alone biology.
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  SUPERMAN'S GLASSES, the perfect disguise for people who think like comic book characters: Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Terry in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what will happen when 8 million jw's look on the witness stand before the royal commission this friday?

  will they see superman.

  or only clark kent?___________in the comic books, when superman shows up, readers of the comic already know clark kent has made an excuse to disappear.

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  Do you think Superman ever accidently wore his undies correctly inside his pants?
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  They're coming to get me! =)

  by Mrs. Eden in

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  2. experiences

  hello friends.

  my fleshy sister is seriously getting to my nerves.

  she's my only (and younger) sister, and as you know, is married to an uber-circuit overseer.

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  I second exactly what Faye suggests.
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  Just got this reply from the U.K enquiry into Child Abuse

  by Phizzy in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i received an e-mail today, which says, in part :.

  " thank you for your email dated 19 august to the independent inquiry into child sexual abuse.

  regarding your concerns about the jehovahs witness religion and your offer to provide further.

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  How did I miss this thread?? When there is another potential court room soap drama involving JW doughboys sweating bullets, I wnna know about it dang it! This is awesome Phizzy, I sure hope it happens. Thanks for giving me something else to look forward to!
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  Is your "family worship" night getting stale? Here are some ideas....

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so we know that the organisation has been strongly encouraging family worship evenings, right ?.

  wow what an "amazing and new idea" witnesses say .... it seems that it has been done for ages by the mormons .

  so here's some fantastic ideas for witness family worship evenings :.

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  Or they could play this game with their kids: "Let's guess how Jehovah will murder you if you are naughty!"
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  BBC interview about 1975 - never heard this before..

  by defender of truth in

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  2. beliefs

  for any lurkers who don't believe the watchtower taught that the world would end in 1975... rare jehovah's witnesses 1968 interview "armageddon and 1975" london watchtower rep speaks to bbc.

  http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=npmt-ml-m-g. --------.

  but where will this system of things be by that time?

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  I wonder if there are any old letters to congregation BOE's still around, directing them on how to conduct talks for the preparation of 1975's coming events? That would be a nice way to link what was actually taught in the KHs to the GB's directives.
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  TV.JW.ORG (September 2015) - Generation explained again

  by Designer Stubble in

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  2. bible

  guess the overlapping generation concept is difficult for most to comprehend.

  david spane does his best to explain it again.

  the cutoff date for this generation has now moved to 1992 (was once 1935), the year that fred franz died.

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  stuckinarut2:

  • Why are we all trying to make sense of this stuff?

    Perhaps because some find it fun in much the same way as others do discussing alien abduction with orifice probing? At least the abduction nonsense sounds more plausible and a lot more entertaining.