SecretSlaveClass
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What's the craziest thing someone INFORMED on you about?
by Londo111 inthe culture of jws as encouraged by the watchtower is one of informing on one another, reporting to either the elders or ones designated head.
whats the wackiest thing that someone reported on you?
im not talking about a black-and-white watchtower rule that would land you in a judicial committee, but some judgmental nonsense that someone thought they should turn you in about?.
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That I was going to be reported to the authorities for breaking the law and They did report me. I was placed under arrest for breaking the apartheid laws for sneaking my Zulu "surrogate" brother into a whites only cinema when I was twelve years old. -
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Anthony Morris explains how God gives Decrees to man! New video edit.
by Wasanelder Once ini took the most recent video on "obey" and edited it down to its core.
here tony explains that the decisions of the faithful slave are arrived at "collectively" but are not a "collection" of man made decisions.
it would be comical if it weren't so sad.. tony video.
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Hahaha loved it. So glaringly obvious yet so dismissive to a zombie. -
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The best surgery for men, Hernia surgery.
by James Mixon ini had one two weeks ago, i'm fine.
but how nice it was not to lift anything over.
10 pounds.
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DJS:
LOL!
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Welcome Loli! Lots of smart, good people here. -
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What is the most strange action of a witness while out in field service?
by adjusted knowledge ini was paired with this older "brother" when i was a teenager.
he was very very strange.
he was a nice guy but goofy.
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Knocking on a stranger's door to disturb them for the sake of a silly message. -
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The bridge burning has begun.
by sparrowdown ini was feeling particularly hopeless about the whole jws being assholes thing and sick to death of pretending so ....
i rang my sister and told her that i no longer believe jws have the truth and the phone went silent, when i asked her to say something she just said if that was the case then she would have to hang up on me and then proceeded to indeed hang up..
so i texted her back immediately with fu..
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Well dome Sparrow. I promise you you won't regret it. In the end they all love the bOrg more than they ever will you! -
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Major events that Bible did not foretell!
by iconoclastic injws feel that their strength lies in the power of bible to foretell.
however, an impartial analysis would show that bibles prophecies are too general, and yet some of the major developments in the world scene were not figured in its propheciesespecially those that are very much needed for what it calls last days.
to mention a few:.
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Mephis:
It's pointless trying to get him to see his errors. It's like trying to argue with an uber JW.
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I won't be happy until I see AM III...what?
by Diogenesister inok i'll go first...... i won't be happy until i see antony morris iii.... on stage with a bunch of gladioli stuffed down his trousers singing "this charming man"....
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I wont be happy till I see AM III come out of the closet in corset, fishnets, high heels and singing "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Pennsylvania". -
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VW emissions cheating and driverless cars
by Simon inwhen i first heard about this it sounded like they just had a mode that was optimizing the vehicle's emission levels which sounded good.. turns out, they were detecting when a car was being tested to cheat the control system.. http://www.bbc.com/news/business-34311819.
their shares are down 19% - but larger than the financial fallout is the trust.
this is the worlds largest car manufacturer!.
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Simon:
Obviously you, Morpheus and I would be perfect co-drivers. To add to some of your points:
1) The baby-on-board charioteers. Because you sport one of those stickers don't assume I'll make special concessions for you and be ok with you ignoring traffic laws and common courtesy. I afford all vehicles the same consideration and latitude I do to all vehicles, regardless of occupants. As you said Simon, if that's how the parent is driving they shouldn't have a child with them in the first place.
2) Please learn how to use 4-way stops and roundabouts- it's not rocket science!
3) not using a pedestrian crossing when it's close by. Completely agree. If you're too damn lazy to walk twenty yards to the provided crossing then I'll be too lazy to step on my break peddle. The only exception I make is for kids.
4) Why are you trying to weave through traffic and make a one car gain every half mile when it's clear we are in a stopped traffic jam and an hour later I will still only be less than a hundred yards behind you. All you're doing is risking everyone else's safety for no gain whatsoever. You have the logic of a dry dog turd.
5) If you are behind me when I stop to let someone make a right turn because they're holding up traffic in their lane, and honk at me I'll just consider you an illogical selfish ass. It doesn't take more than 20 seconds from your life letting the other driver turn while on the other hand his lane is being held of for ages if no one in a long line of oncoming traffic let's him by. Surely if you were behind the guy making the turn you would wish someone would let him turn so you could proceed? For once try not to think solely about yourself. You're the kind of person who also get's agitated when I let an elderly person go before me at a check out. Make enough loud sighs and foot tappings and I may just turn around and slap that irritating, selfish head of yours. You'll be old to one day buddy and I'll bet you'll wish you had more "considerate" people around you!
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What language was Jesus most at home with?
by fulltimestudent inour former loving brothers and sisters have been instructed to think that, jesus likely spoke a form of hebrew and a form of aramaic.
(aid to bible understanding-103-105).
of course, there is no way to demonstrate the truth of that assertion or any other assertion about the languages that the common people of the land spoke.
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He spoke English - I know because it's what he speaks in all the movies about him. Just like people from other planets all speak English in the movies.