Ikea and the bible have a lot in common.
1) Both garbage
2) Use both long enough and while the claims of one falls apart the other literally falls apart.
3) Both are of shoddy construction
4) One isn't real furniture one isn't real life
5) Both are more suited for the poor
6) Both try and con you they are synonymous with quality lifestyles
7) I wouldn't be caught dead with either in my home
8) Some people actually think owning both is a bragging point
9) The Salvation Army have a huge surplus of both
10) People argue over the which parts of the bible are missing and added, Ikea often has parts missing or too many parts added.