Posts by SecretSlaveClass

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TV.JW.ORG (September 2015): Serving Single - Do not use JW dating sites!

by Designer Stubble in

around the 39:00 minute mark the focus shifts to a single sister who cannot find a mate.

at the 42:30 minute mark she states "i cannot believe it crossed my mind...to look on jw dating sites".

guess a new unwritten rule is added to the many oral traditions of these pharisees.

SecretSlaveClass

JW dating site:

Profile

Age:24

Status: single

Career: Pioneer

Education: Theocratic Ministry School

Hobbies: Bible reading, Knocking on doors, hanging out with my literature cart, answering questions from WBTS literature, hanging with my bros at the KH.

Favorite music: I love all the cool beats from the Kingdom Song Book. They rock!

Favorite movies: The Org's drama videos are mega awesome!

Favorite food: spiritual

Which animal are you most like? I would say a sheep!

What are your pet peeves? I hate bros who wear tight pants because they're totally Ghhayyy! I also can't stand it when I've like seriously prepped to answer some questions from the Watchtower and other people like totally answer all the cool ones so it's like impossible for me to be uber cool at Sunday meetings. Oh and Apostates are major bummers!

Places you have travelled: I visited Bethel twice. I so recommend everyone see it, it's Org-mazing!!

Tell us something about yourself: I love the outdoors because I get to spend a lot of time in people's gardens going door-to-door. I also love walking because being a pioneer I can't afford a car. I like learning about lots of different stuff like the bible and stuff.

What do you look for in a partner: well she needs to be a girl and like not answer the cool questions in the Watchtower on Sundays so I can be the uber cool one. She's got to like buying used clothes because we would both have to be pioneers and we wont have money for new clothes. If anyone needs clothes shes got to respect that I need them more than her. She should be hot so all the other pioneer bros can like be jealous and stuff. She musn't like parties and must only like to do the things I like to do like walk a lot. And hang out at the KH.

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What ARE the fruits that the JW tree produces?

by TTWSYF in

my brother [the elder] often refers to this line as to 'knowing a tree by it;s fruits'.

so,my question is what are the jw fruits?.

just asking....sincerely.

SecretSlaveClass

Poisonous coyote melon, poisonous osage orange, poisonous suicide tree fruit, poisonous goat apple ....

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Getting it out of my system, a VERY long introduction/outpouring..

by adimmedlight in

warning, novel ahead:.

after a few months of lurking on this site, i've decided to take the plunge...i don't really care so much about introducing myself, but somehow there is some relief in the thought of getting my little story out there, just getting it out of my system.

i am the oldest of 5 kids.

SecretSlaveClass

adimmedlight:

You're young, mature, obviously smart with good core values with a bright future of possibilities only you have control over. Just remember what you've already had to overcome and how far you've come in your 23 years. Your characteer alone tells me you were born a seaworthy craft ready to handle the toughest storms and with the help of your instinctive moral compass and common sense, you'll reach the sunny shores of your life goals. You have nothing to fear, go sailing and enjoy the sunshine whenever it breaks upon your rain soaked face.

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If she doesn't comply an orange jumpsuit is in her future

by DJS in

scotus: kentucky clerk must issue same-sex marriage licenses.

by ariane de vogue, cnn supreme court reporter.

updated 8:02 pm et, mon august 31, 2015. let's hope this is the final screech from the haters who wrap themselves in the bible - or their egoist political philosophy i doubt it will be, but let's hope..

SecretSlaveClass

Why on earth are you still arguing with this guppy hunter? He probably still doubts the earth is spherical ...

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TV.JW.ORG (September 2015): Serving Single - Do not use JW dating sites!

by Designer Stubble in

around the 39:00 minute mark the focus shifts to a single sister who cannot find a mate.

at the 42:30 minute mark she states "i cannot believe it crossed my mind...to look on jw dating sites".

guess a new unwritten rule is added to the many oral traditions of these pharisees.

SecretSlaveClass

And the zombies just keep on lapping it up. I really think this super control is what is going to alienate the new generation of dubs and push them out.

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TV.JW.ORG (September 2015) - Generation explained again

by Designer Stubble in

guess the overlapping generation concept is difficult for most to comprehend.

david spane does his best to explain it again.

the cutoff date for this generation has now moved to 1992 (was once 1935), the year that fred franz died.

SecretSlaveClass

So wait! What happens if a plane crashes into their office while they're all there and all die? Or a sudden massive Bethel fire? You get the idea...

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Participate In The EX-JW Personality Test!

by C0ntr013r in

first of all; i must admit that i'm not a huge fan of putting people in boxes like this, it is not an exact science.

but i still think the data can be quite interesting and i intend to collect it and share it in a structured way with you guys.

so without future ado here are the details.. link to test: .

SecretSlaveClass

Dissonant15
I personally trust this version more:
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
It would be interesting if anyone else tries & compared.

This test also scored me as an ISTJ.

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Not one single head was lost on the wife birthday!!!!

by James Mixon in

a surprised birthday party for the wife yesterday.

we had no idea about the planned party.. the kids (wife daughter and husband) really surprised the wife and i. sunday morning a. truck pulled up and started unloading tents, tables and chairs.

the son-in-law fired up the grill,.

SecretSlaveClass

Haha nice story. Thanks for sharing!

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SUPERMAN'S GLASSES, the perfect disguise for people who think like comic book characters: Jehovah's Witnesses

by Terry in

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what will happen when 8 million jw's look on the witness stand before the royal commission this friday?

will they see superman.

or only clark kent?___________in the comic books, when superman shows up, readers of the comic already know clark kent has made an excuse to disappear.

SecretSlaveClass

Nice analogy Terry. We all get fooled at some point in our lives. The question is: what do we do about it? If it's harmless who cares - write the person off as a fraud and move on. If however, the person turns out to be a threat even to a small degree I believe it would be cowardly and/or immoral to turn a blind eye and let others fall victim to the person in question. Being apathetic at times when action is required ads to the problem, there is no way to be neutral once one is aware of the facts.

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Angola BANS ISLAM and MUSLIMS. Calls it a sect.

by PaintedToeNail in

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angola has banned islam and closed the mosques, saying that it is a sect and counter to the culture of the country.. http://www.worldbulletin.net/headlines/163865/angola-bans-islam-shuts-down-mosques .

SecretSlaveClass

I'll do some research on this. I have spent quite a bit of time in Angola in my past life. No doubt Angolans weary of civil war since the 60's are a little concerned with the spread of fundamentalist Islam instigated conflicts across Africa.