Posts by LizardSnot

(1) have you recognized yourself before jehovah god as a sinner who needs salvation, and have you acknowledged to him that this salvation proceeds from him, the father, through his son jesus christ?.

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Glad they wouldn't dunk me :)

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The best REMAKE of all times....

by LDH in

original artist: the temptations.

remake artist: george michael.

song: papa was a rolling stone.

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Original artist: Keith Whitley
Remake: Alison Krauss and the Union Station
Song: When You Say Nothing At All

Original artist: Paul McCartney
Remake: Guns & Roses
Song: Live And Let Die

Original: Written by Irving Berlin
Remake: Linda Ronstadt
Song: Someone To Watch Over Me

Original: Elvis
Remake: Cheap Trick
Song: Don't Be Cruel

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Apost-0-Conventions

by Francois in

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what is it that the wtbts can't abide nor tolerate?

publicity: the searching luminosity of truth.

when the light of truth is turned on them, they scatter like roaches suddenly exposed to daylight.. i am suggesting that next summer, during the usual round of vacation ruining assemblies, that we have our own round of conventions, apost-0-conventions.

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Here are a few of my ideas for the Convention :)

-Dramas (How to get out of the bOrg)
-Coke instead of Shasta
-Jeans instead of slacks
-Instead of the Watchtower study we could have the study of the Freeminds journal
-Have apostate authors as speakers
-Go out into the community and do random acts of kindness (like passing out free gum or pop or washing car windows) and telling people that God loves them as they are...and not to listen to the dubs when they come to the door.
-have a "pass around the mic" session where people tell about their funniest dub experiences
-ony make the sessions like 2 hours long :)
-roving beer, pop, and food vendors just like at the sporting events
-intermission entertainment like Cirque du Soleil (contortionists)

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Make your own South Park character

by mikepence in

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http://southpark.gamesweb.com/flash/sp-studio.html

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Here is the one that I designed...

I think I'll name him "SharkSnot"

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How to combat mind control..

by noidea in

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i never knew it was as simple as this!!!.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html.

member of the: i have ~no-idea~ class.

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I should try it....do you think it will solve all my problems?

*'s

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I am BAAAAACCCCK!

by Wendy in

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hey all did you miss me?.

wendy

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Welcome back :)

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I measured mine - 9 inches !

by Simon in

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what were you expecting when you clicked that topic ?!?!.

actually, i read an interesting bit of trivia somewhere that said mens nipples are always 9 inches apart.

i measured mine and i'm spot on.. of course i'd be disappointed if all my vital stats were just 9 inches

LizardSnot

Yep...I'm 9 inches...nip to nip
That was fun!

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What do you do for fun?

by WildTurkey in

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what do you like to do for fun?

lyineyes, and i love to dance at our favorite night club.

oh by the way, i want to know what kind of entertainment you enjoy with your jeans up.

LizardSnot

Wow...this has to be the most thought provoking post I've read in a while...I just realized that I dont do anything for "fun" anymore...
I need to change that.
I like to read and chat with friends online...but that is more relaxing than fun.
It seems like everything I do is geared towards work or getting ready for work.
Thanks for making this post...because I think I'm going to change a few things ;)

I suggest Gentleman Jack Daniels on the rocks...nothing better.