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  JWs can't spell

  by Nosferatu in

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  i was reading some comments on randy's site, and lately i've been noticing a trend - a majority of jws can't spell.

  i've seen them come on here and their spelling is very poor.

  here's an example: what a nut case!

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  Mac

  It's not my fault...I suffer from a condition known as syllable palsy. It can be triggered by many things but, in my case it's usually Guinness or Tangueray!

  mac

  *edited to correct spelling
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  LET US TRY AN EXQUISITE CORPSE

  by Terry in

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  among surrealist techniques exploiting the mystique of accident was a kind of collective collage of words or images called the cadavre exquis (exquisite corpse).

  based on an old parlor game, it was played by several people, each of whom would write a phrase on a sheet of paper, fold the paper to conceal part of it, and pass it on to the next player for his contribution.

  i will begin the story.

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  ...Ascending the transcendental wall that had been shoddily yet skillfully erected in his mind during his brief absence, Mookie began entertaining grand concepts, (He was an ever genial host) the kind of thoughts that once tossed out into the grand ALL ...sparked the birth of galaxies, triggered the evolution of great societies or, as in Mookie's case, usually just preceded a cluster headache.

  Still, inspired by his new paradigm (and a couple of indian head nickels) he slapped a post-it note against the rippled gray wall of his cerebelum. Having underestimated the adhesive disolving properties of cerebrospinal fluid, the glorious yellow memo slid slowly down the side beyond the veil of future recall....

  *Enter*.......the Existential Overseer......... taking short, long strides.
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  WHAT OFFENDS YOU PERSONALLY?

  by Terry in

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  words?

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  do you want to be protected from anything offensive?

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  There. Now you know how to keep me from hating your guts.

  Yet, even armed with this knowledge...

  *sings*

  "She Is Woman, Hear Her Roar"

  Hey, smile...I'm only kidding.

  mac
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  BEING BANNED

  by Terry in

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  looking for opinions

  being banned is important to discussion groups because.....?

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  It has been said that puns are the lowest form of humor..and from my observation we're now using the lowest form of pun..Just gotta LOVE IT!

  mac, ice blue class..shhhhhhh!!!!
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  WHAT OFFENDS YOU PERSONALLY?

  by Terry in

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  Mac

  The lady said Renga...not ringa...listen up dude!!

  mac
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  WHAT OFFENDS YOU PERSONALLY?

  by Terry in

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  Mac

  Xena.

  I'm ever so worried about you...this may call for an intervention!!

  mac, just say no class!
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  WHAT OFFENDS YOU PERSONALLY?

  by Terry in

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  Mac

  Thanks, Val..LMAO.....that helps with the seating but, I still need to get to the beer mugs.....could ya send two more copies?

  mac
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  Conversation Starters

  by kwintestal in

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  currently i find it very difficult to discuss the jw organization with my wife.

  once i made my position known to her, her super "apostate senses" kicked in and there became a brick wall.

  i know why, heck 2 years ago i would have built the same wall myself, and then put barbed wire around the top.

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  'atta girl!

  mac
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  WHAT OFFENDS YOU PERSONALLY?

  by Terry in

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  Politically Correct speach offends me.

  Me too! I've been short most my life ( I was a tall baby ) .......but, now I've been informed that that I'm vertically challenged...must I now ride the "short" bus? I mean really.!!! All this time I thought everything was rolling along just fine ..never once felt challenged...not till it was recently brought to my attention. How do I rise above this? Elevated shoes are out of the question...I'm prone to nosebleeds. This just sucks in so many directions..all but up!

  mac, could I trouble you toget that glass off the top shelf for me class
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  WHAT OFFENDS YOU PERSONALLY?

  by Terry in

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  People that call me a dork.........grrrrrrrrrrrr

  mac, stamp out stinky language class