Working in field service with our very old, german circuit overseer, we noticed some guys in suits on the block across the street so in a booming voice he called them over. They were Mormans! He held up the Territory card and said "We've got this map - you need to go somewhere else"....and they did!
We had an Italian Brother reading from Revelation 19:12, talking about the riders firey eyes.....and due to his accent kept referring to furry eyes....I got the giggles, then my Mum got the giggles.....I had to leave the auditorium
And while out pioneering I rung the bell and young man opened the door wearing nothing, NOTHING, but an ace bandage on his wrist....I looked him up and down and said "That's a really nice bandage"....