I "identified all the pictures of food" when I logged in, That apparently means I am a human.
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My identification photo that I am human, not computer. hahaha. just kidding.
by pureginseng0 ina moment, minute ago, i decided to upload and change my profile.. you will find my identification photo that prove i am just a human being.. not a computer!!.
hahaha.. just a kidding.
from south korea of seoul.. ji-seong lee.
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Today I learned - I'm incapable of having a relationship
by Garrett inhello my dear friends,.
while this post may not be entirely witness related, i figured i'd write out my thoughts here as a form of release and reflection.. recently, a lot has changed in my life.
i'm away from home for the first time in a long while training to get certified in a field i'm not even sure i want to work in anymore.
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I look at it this way. You're chances of being alone are 100% if you don't try, so why not try? Even if there is only a 5% chance she'll respond, it's better than the 0% not trying gets you, right?
I guess I am saying, what's the harm in trying? You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
As my "worldly" dad always said, "there's nothing wrong with practicing on a few women first, that way when you meet the right one, you'll be ready". So who cares if she isn't Mrs. Right, you'll at least get some practice!
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Am I understanding this generation overlapping "New Light"
by greenhornet inso i'm thinking...my daughter has a great grand mother that was born in 1900. she was 14 years old in the 1914 year.. well this grand lady died in 1990. my daughter was about 9 years old at that time.
so my daughter can live until 2065.. she will be about 84 in the year 2065. so this "new light" means that 2065 is the new 1914?.
can someone say im right?.
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And in 2065, when people start asking when the end will come, we will find that Anthony Morris had himself cryogenically suspended. So he is not dead, technically holding back the four winds of destruction. He said that "he did not desire any to be destroyed but for all to attain to repentance". Such a loving provision!
However, it will be found that his cryogenic chamber fits too snugly, and he will be disfellowshipped for supporting the homosexual-designed, fashion cryogenic chamber industry. He will then be left out in the searing Warwick sunshine to thaw out.
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JOB 42 : 16
by brandnew inanybody tries throwing that overlapping / generation bullshiiiii down your throat.......you tell em to explain that.!!!!!!.
"and job saw his children, and grandchildren.......4 generations".
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JOB 42 : 16
by brandnew inanybody tries throwing that overlapping / generation bullshiiiii down your throat.......you tell em to explain that.!!!!!!.
"and job saw his children, and grandchildren.......4 generations".
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Job 42:16 in the revised NWT (simplified edition) reads: "And Job saw his chillin, thay chillin, and all thay's chillin-chillin, and all thay grand babies, in other words, one generation"
I don't know about you, but that makes perfect sense to me.
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Litter-A-Trash Carts
by Calebs Airplane inis this the reason they call them litter-a-trash carts?.
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I keep picturing a hilarious new "Witness Cart" music video. It's only about 3 seconds long. "If you could see what I see..." (crunch) (fade to black) (JW.org logo). -
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counting time
by Sabin inyesterday jw knocked on my door, i was sitting in the office with the window right next to it, they couldn't see me & i decided not to answer.
they stood there for what seemed ages & as i watched something hit me.
they were here only because they were on the territory.
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Nope the rule hasn't changed. No counting witnessing to baptized people. Otherwise, People would just stay home and talk to each other, lol -
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That's it! The Jesus stories are most reasonably explained as myth. History makes this obvious.
by Island Man ina careful examination of the historical pagan religious context existing at the time of the genesis of christianity leads any reasonable person to conclude that jesus is just another one of several similar myths.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7teoa9ark.
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In the back of my mind, I always wondered:
I have worked with several schizophrenics, and some believe they are the son of god, or are being talked to by god directly. What if Jesus was just a convincing schizophrenic?
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I call BS. Loesh couldn't be understood by any voice-recognition software :D
Looks more like he's saying "..and I groped her breasts, like this!"
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counting time
by Sabin inyesterday jw knocked on my door, i was sitting in the office with the window right next to it, they couldn't see me & i decided not to answer.
they stood there for what seemed ages & as i watched something hit me.
they were here only because they were on the territory.
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I always counted my time as I saw it fit, screw the rules.
If I got put in a car group with a bunch of crap people, and they took an hour-long McBreak, I counted it. Why? Because I relied on Jehovah for the strength to get through the day. Not walking out of there and screaming "this is bullshit!" was my service for that day. I encouraged those crap-ass people with my fake-ass presence. You're welcome.
If I stopped and saw a baptized person who was dealing with health issues, I counted it. Why? Because I think it was the right thing to do. If my bible studies were sick and I visited them, I was allowed to count it. But not if my fellow brother was sick? Encouragement is encouragement, right? Why does one count and the other doesn't? Bull. Count it all.
If I worked a territory far away, I counted the drive. "But brother, did you stop at a filling station and place a tract first to start your time?!?" NO. Either the drive counts or it doesn't. In my case, I left the house "for Jehovah", so it counts.
All in all, I agree with the above posters, counting time is a total farce anyway. When I did count time, my theory was this: If I was doing something I normally wouldn't do, and I was doing if 'for Jah', then I counted it.
I honestly think, if I didn't have to count my time, I would have done more. Wanting to do something and feeling charitable is a much stronger motivation then being told I HAVE to do something.
