"I can't believe you fell for it. That's the oldest trick in the book. That's why evil will always win over good, because good is dumb!"
From "The Princess Bride" (I think) - the scene where the poisoned chalice is switched?
OK CHooooocLAT... hmmm... "Kookla, Fran & Ollie"
"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"