Posts by Michael3000

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JUDICIAL COMMITTEE -- ANDERSON

by silentlambs in

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the wheels of the watchtower termination squad grind on.

at 4:45 p.m. today barbara anderson was contacted by the chairman of her previous judicial committee from last week.

barb was asked to meet with a new judicial hearing to face new charges which are adjusted as follows:.

Michael3000

BARBARA, YOU GO GIRL!!!

As you can see from the many positive responses here, you have a lot of support. Thanks for being so courageous!!!!

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The Mystical View of Races

by HildaBingen in

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"there is neither jew nor greek, there is neither slave nor freeman, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one person in christ jesus".

galatians 3:28

Michael3000

But his figures of 23,000 jws in the US alone being molesters seems to be a bit high.

And how did you make the determination that this figure is "high"? Do have more accurate information? Mr. Bowen did not, as you imply, "pluck" that figure out of the air. Do your research before offering criticism.

I might also add that he has posted things here implying that jws (in general) approve of pedophilia.

Absoultely NOT true. What Mr. Bowen has posted was information that would lead one to conclude that - now pay close attention here, Hildy - THE POLICIES THAT THE JW HIERARCHY HAS IN PLACE MAKES IT EASY FOR PEDOPHILES TO PRACTICE THEIR ABUSE, WITHOUT BEING REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITES. Pedophilia, much like rape, is more a crime of VIOLENCE than what you call a "sexual crime". Again, more research is needed on your part before trying to criticise Mr. Bowen and others.

We'll wait while you whip out your German/English dictionary.

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CO talk

by Fatal Error in

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we had our second co talk yesterday, the topic of which was loyalty, thinly veiled as to one another, but dripping with threats toward those who might go against the society.. after the usual drivel about the society being god's organisation, and appreciating their junk food (as an aside, has anyone actually vomitted up any of this "food"??

just wondering...), i was rudely dragged out of my slumber by the co's harsh declaration that we should shun all those who slipped away from the thruth, as they inactivity is a bad influence.

he went on to heap the blame on them, "if they feel this way, then they should expect their due", "they bring shunning onto themselves" etc.... has it always been this way?

Michael3000

Some gems from JW-Media.org:

"Disfellowshipping does not sever family ties. Disfellowshipped members may continue to attend religious services, and if they wish, they may receive pastoral visits. They are always welcome to return to the faith.—1 Corinthians 5:11-13."

Hmmm...

"Moreover, Jesus said that we should not be judging one another."

Oh, REALLY, now...

"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"

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Jesus is ALWAYS with you, children...

by Michael3000 in

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http://catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues2.html .

"any day spent not knocking on doors is a good day!

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Michael3000

http://catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues2.html

"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"

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Passing wind at assemblies

by Derrick in

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-proposed km insert-.

technique for obtaining seating.

credits: perfected by "sister gas" of the oxnard west congregation.

Michael3000

GODDAMN BURRITOS!!!

"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"

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Chong is Arlington

by Elsewhere in

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fyi.

chong from cheech and chong will be in the dallas area saturday may 11th signing pipes between 1:00pm to 3:00pm.

gas pipe.

Michael3000

"Dave's not here!"

"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"

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SOMETHING BIG IS GOING TO HAPPEN APRIL 19-20

by new boy in

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the stars are in alignment.. the time is right.. this weekend will change the world.. i just love to make prophecys, it reminds me of someone i know!.

"failure to respond to the direction of the organization indicates a rejection of divine rulership"---[2/15/1976,p.124].

"jehovah's witness are not infallible or inspired prophets."[5/15/1976,p.297].

Michael3000

SOMETHING BIG IS GOING TO HAPPEN APRIL 19-20

Typical "new boy" - ya got the days right, but ya got the WRONG MONTH!

My beautiful fiancee Jacqueline and me will be tying the knot on OCTOBER 19. The following day will be spent romping about and having lots of hot monkey sex.

So, you see, it's OCTOBER 19 & 20 that will be significant, silly boy.

"Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"

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$300,000,000 - Percentage YOU Would Donate To WTS?

by Derrick in

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you buy a state lottery ticket with a motherlode of a jackpot similar to one in california recently.. lo and behold you alone win the $300,000,000.. before and after the next meeting you share your joy with the brothers and sisters.

some are naturally curious to know what percentage you plan on donating to the world wide preaching work and local congregation?.

how do you respond?.