Ah, those Brits have a way with the funny bits, eh? In honour (notice Brit spelling) of all things funny and British, I give you Mil Millington. Click on "Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About" at the bottom of his "Mil's Apology Page":
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Jolly Jehovah - Funny Stuff!!
by Scully in.
http://www.geocities.com/jollyjehovah/index.html
love, scully
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TORONTO Beer Festival
by RAYZORBLADE inhey folks, just thought i'd let you all in on a little bit of some local toronto happenings here.
this weekend: august 9, 10, and 11th, is toronto's annual beer festival.
it's located on the historic fort york site (bathurst & lakeshore blvd.).
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Michael3000
Mmmm... sweet, sweet beer... garrrhgghghgh
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MY First Post
by Prudence ini'm new here and just wanted to say hello to everyone.. i walked away a few years ago, i just couldn't believe the new light on the generation they are forcing on .
teaching people.
i also got burned - out on all the gossip and the other social garbage.
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Michael3000
Welcome! You'll like it here - but, you already knew that, or you wouldn't have started posting.
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My Borganization Story
by Frannie Banannie ini was 28 when i got borganized....i wish i could remember the names of the sisters that studied with me....one of 'em's name is barbara, the other one was a pig...guess they're not that memorable....but the plano congregation had not been started when i first got baptised or it had *just* been started in 1973....my best sis friend was carolyn nelson, a six feet tall sis with two kids, harris and april....i was really dumb and married the first elder that asked me....it was a total flop of a marriage, his teenaged son caused all sorts of problems for us.....i "ran away" from it and went back to the "world" for a while....i suppose because they hadn't gotten the "worldliness" out of me very well at the time....when i returned, they publicly reproved me and we divorced....his name was bob repp....he was an elder in the white rock congregation....i can remember a few names...the farmers, steve scott and his lovely red-headed wife, but that's all i remember..... .
then i moved back down here with my older two children, where i was raised and later went back into the borganization....i moved to california in late 1988, got in an auto accident in late 1989, and everything went downhill from there, borganization-wise...i had seen so much cruelty from the platform....even a p.o.
who graphically and sneeringly described explicitly...the sights, sounds and smells of alleged sexual acts between two pioneers, as he disf'd the pioneer sister, while she sobbed her heart out in front of the congregation and only reproved the pioneer bro.....made me wanna hurl....the elders treated me like a meadow muffin the whole time i was in cal.
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Michael3000
Welcome, Frannie! Always nice to see fresh
meatfaces here! Especially strong, determined women!Just watch out for the Texan contingency - there are quite a few here.
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Drug Legalization
by Euphemism inokay, well there haven't been enough heated political debates here recently, so let's start another one... j/k, mods!
seriously, if i could get intelligent replies to this thread, rather than hyperactive fulminations, that would be much preferred.. my question is, how do you feel about the decriminalization of recreational drugs?
whatever you feel about the morality of using drugs, and taking as fact that the abuse of drugs is harmful, we're currently spending billions of dollars a year in a losing war on drugs, and in the process creating a whole criminal substructure that thrives on selling smuggled goods.. so here are my suggestions.. 1. allow the sale of recreational drugs to adults, exclusively at licensed and regulated establishments (along the lines of liquor stores).. 2. require that all drugs be carefully labeled with the exact amounts of all active ingredients, as well as a comprehensive list of all inactive ingredients, just as is required of pharamaceuticals.
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Michael3000
(sigh)
The US could learn a lot from examining drug laws & stats on usage, etc., in Amsterdam.
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Watchtower fights US Post Office
by Amazing inthe watchtower society, struggling over increased costs, gets into a fight with the us postal rate commission ... read all about it at:.
trial brief: http://www.prc.gov/docs/26/26246/watchtower-brief.pdf .
watchtower letter: http://www.prc.gov/docs/24/24686/watchtower-interv.pdf .
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Michael3000
Hmm-hm...hmph-hmph... "skin sacks"
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CANCER and spankin' de monkey...
by ninecharger ini read a report in a science mag recently,.
it said that males who ejaculated more than six times a week in their teens to late 20s were less likely to get prostate cancer.
godalmighty - does this mean that being good boys now puts us at risk??.
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Michael3000
It said that males who ejaculated more than six times a week in their teens to late 20s were less likely to get prostate cancer.
If this is true, cancer has NO CHANCE in my body!
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Apologize to a cow
by Elsewhere inwe believe that every red-blooded american can feel a lot less guilty about eating those bovine friends of ours if they just apologize to a cow.. we understand that not everyone has a farm nearby, so we are here to help!.
if you would just read the below apology then sign your name and give a short personal message to the cow, we will print out the list of all the people on the apology and read it to a real live cow!.
it's just that simple!.
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Michael3000
Done!
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Finish this sentence. I would become a jw only if.........
by micheal inthis should certainly bring some very interesting and humorous responses - so go for it.
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Michael3000
... only if I had been lobotomized!
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Part 2 of "Apostate Logical Fallacies"
by logansrun inapostate logical fallacies part 2 of 2
in my first essay on common fallacies former jehovahs witnesses commit in reference to the society i explained the error of generalizing individual witness behavior to that of the entire society.
the other errors i notice (to a certain degree i realize they are my opinions) are related to this, yet somewhat different.
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Michael3000
Well, that’s all I’ll say. I probably could go on but I think you get the picture. Basically I see too many posts which use highly emotionalized language, generalizations, black and white thinking, hearsay, and the like. How can we correct this problem? (Haha – like it will be “corrected”!) Just think before we post, that’s all. Ask yourself: Do I have my facts straight? Is there more than one way to look at this matter? How would a JW view this? If I were a JW apologist what defense would I make for them? Are my emotions getting in the way of my better thinking?
Uhhh... right.