Posts by Mindchild

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

(addresses Mimilly)

To answer your question, only God can read heart's and just because you belong to a particular organization doesn't mean that you are automatically saved or that God doesn't listen to you. Sad to say that our organization often disfellowships people who violate Bible standards and try to influence their fellow Christians to fall away from the truth. But yes, we do believe that Jehovah's Witnesses represent God here on Earth and that this is his established channel for bringing the good news to all the inhabited Earth.

There are certainly many people trying to do good on the Earth and if they really love God, he will see to it that they become receptive to his message so they can bring their life into harmony with his requirements.

Thank you for inviting me in. This isn't tap water is it? I only drink bottled water. Yes, God tells us that going to preach the good news is a requirement for all Christians. This is what Jesus did you know, went from one place to another spreading the good news.

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

lol...anyone want to take on Bang? I got my hands full with MegaDude and Mimilly. Not to mention Outlaw trying to get me into his barbeque.

Skipper

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

Why Mr. Outlaw...what big teeth you have!

Mr. Outlaw, do you have a license to operate that thing in the city? Isn't there some law against furnaces that big? I don't like the cold Mr. Outlaw, my friends want to go to McDonald's to deal with a Big Mac attack so we need to go now.

lol

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

(Addressing MegaDude)

Yes, you are right about us needing to look at what churches teach. It is so shocking to look at all the permissiveness and immorality tolerated in different churches. I agree that we really need to look carefully at what churches say and what they do.

(feels like I'm falling into a trap...lol)

75

Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

(addressing Mimilly)

We must remember that time is different with God than it is with us. Do you know that time varies with one species of life compared to another? For example, some birds live hundreds of years old and time goes by very slowly for them whereas some insects live only a few days and they compress their entire lifespan into a few moments. Well God has lived forever and so while we might be impatient, all this is happening for a reason.

Jehovah does love you and wants to save everyone. Just like in Noah's day, he tried to get everyone aboard the Ark but nobody but Noah and his family listened. There was no other choices back then, either you needed to get on the Ark or you would drown when the flood came. The same way today, you need to associate yourself with God's visible and directed organization to survive the coming destruction of this system of things.

We do use recycled paper you know in our magazines. It is not only cheaper but saves the enviornement. We do have these wonderful Bibles, called the New World Transalation that I would be glad to special order for you. I don't happen to have many with me because most people already have a Bible.

(waiting)

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

(Addressing MegaDude)

ahem, well it looks like you have been investigating things pretty carefully. You probably realize that the Bible says nobody knows the day or hour and that Jesus would come like a thief in the night. You know that means that you can't put a date on things, and new light has shown us that someone alive in 1914 to see the world then would also see the end of this system of things. That generation is now very advanced in years and it gives great urgency to the fact that the end is very very near. We cannot say the day or hour but we know these things must happen. And yes there are people still alive today who witnessed the world in 1914.

But instead of thinking about dates, lets direct our attention to the important things, that of preaching this urgent message and keeping ourselves spiritually clean from this wicked system of things.

(waiting for response)

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Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

LOL@ Jim and Outlaw.

Sorry Outlaw, I'm not on the Atkins diet anymore. I'm veggie today.

Skipper

75

Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

(Addressing Mimilly)

Yes of course we preach the Bible. Our magazines are only tools designed to make it easier for people to appreciate and understand the Bible.

The very fact that things are so far away from being a Paradise is an important clue in realizing that it all will change. You are right, the world is a big mess. Everything man does just makes things worse. The way things are going, the world is going to be so polluted and dangerous to live in, that all life would die unless God steps in to change things.

The Bible shows that God is going to wipe out all these people polluting the world and remove all the killers. Only the peace loving and appreciative people will be around then and they will make it their task to make the world a paradise. This is the essense of the Good News we preach.

(waiting for reply)

75

Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

Responds to Megadude...

I'm so glad to hear that you have had positive experiences with other Witnesses. You probably know by example then of the exempliary life they live and the importance they give to worshiping God. So many religions these days only give lip service to worshiping God but I can see you are a person who truly loves God and wants to learn more.

It has been awhile since I read the book you mentioned. When did it come out, do you remember? We have published more books about the Bible than any other religion and if I were to bring them all here with me now, we would literally need a truck! I don't have a copy of that book with me, but I have, blue, green, orange, and black books if you would prefer to look at one of them.

(waiting)

75

Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

i thought it would be a nice break from things to have a little fun and at the same time fine tune our jw repellant skills.

so it is time for another round of un-theocratic ministry school.

for this presentation my fine ex-jw friends, we will play door to door games with dubs.

Mindchild

Responding to Mimilly,

Good Morning,

I'm happy to find you home today. I was enjoying this great weather and wanted to share something else that was wonderful to think about, and that is the joy of living in a paradise Earth. You may already know that I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses and that we make an effort to reach everyone with the good news of things changing positively in the future. May I interest you in the latest Awake magazine that is talking about how the enviornment can be changed around to make the world a paradise?

(waiting for reply)