The squirrel was probably smoking too...
mindfield
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Dissed by nature
by Introspection in.
this is a true story - this girl from school was smoking weed with some other people, and a squirrel pee'd on her.
i've had a squirrel cut me off while walking before, but this takes the cake..
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I want muh baby back baby back baby back ribs!
by Beck_Melbourne inmy son was heard muttering these words:.
i want muh baby back baby back baby back...i want muh baby back ribs!
wtf??
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mindfield
Other popular songs in the Chili commercial:
"My baby got hairy back"
"My baby got broke"
"My baby got game... and nice t*ts"
"Eat Chili or Die"
I think it's time I go to bed now...
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ANOINTED QUESTION.
by nakedmvistar ini was not a jw or neither did i attend the meetings.
so here's my question.
how did one of the "anointed" class know they that they were?
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mindfield
A JW once told me that one of his anointed friends told him (kinda complicated...) that yes, it is a particular feeling. Now, any kind of "feeling" that is supposed to mean that you have a future in the heavens along with the company of other men with no women for 1000 years is akin, to me, to a certain hell. Well, that or it means I have to rush to the bathroom. Meaning it's all a lump of bullsh*t. Take your pick.
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ARMAGEDDON IN 1975 - TIMELINE OF QUOTES
by UnDisfellowshipped in1975 - 6000 end of 6th 1,000-year day of man's existence (in early autumn).. .
october 8th 1966 pages 19-20 *** [not available on watchtower's official cd-rom].
4:1-11) hence, the fact that we are nearing the end of the first 6,000 years of man's existence is of great significance.. in what year, then, would the first 6,000 years of man's existence and also the first 6,000 years of god's rest day come to an end?
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mindfield
The funny thing is, after asking a local elder about 1975, he replied, "Oh, that was just a bunch of gossip and rumor". Now, whether he was denying the whole thing or he was brainwashed with the rest of them is another issue. Bunch of morons.
Thanks for the huge research and quotes.
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Are they beginning to figure it out?
by i_wanna_know inseems the ol witnesses are startin to figure it out or at least some of em are.
too bad it's probably to late for em, hey folks?
the ol watchtower ain't gonna be around all that much longer according to the witness of this here site heh heh heh check it out for yourself.. http://e-watchman.com .
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mindfield
Just another apostate wannabe... along the lines of Yadirf and YouKnow.
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mindfield
Moses, why did you do that!?! You insensitive bastard... Funny stuff.
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Bible Prophecies?
by mindfield inno, i'm not getting any doubts that the bible is any more than what i believe it is... a myth.
however, i do have a particular question about one aspect that my jw uncle raised during one of our conversations: what about those so-called "prophecies"?
no, i'm not talking about the vague nostradamus-like "statue made of different kinds of crap".
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mindfield
Analysis,
Great point. I found a couple great articles on www.infidels.org...
The site points out that not only do we not have the original texts, but that there is some evidence that points out that the book of Isaiah was written in two parts. See where this is leading?
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Why are all angels in JW publications male?
by kenpodragon inwhy are all angels in jw publications male?
i was thinking about this today, as i notice other christian religions show angels as male and female.
do you think that this was another way of showing how males were superior to females in their teaching, or that their god "jehovah" was more favorable to the male appearance.
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mindfield
Redhorse, couldn't be said better. Tartarus is excellent, but in doses. Here's a recipe I found:
That's for you, Ozzie. May the gods frown down upon you, your children, your grandchildren, and your grandchildren's children... for 3 months! Muahahaha...
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Bible Prophecies?
by mindfield inno, i'm not getting any doubts that the bible is any more than what i believe it is... a myth.
however, i do have a particular question about one aspect that my jw uncle raised during one of our conversations: what about those so-called "prophecies"?
no, i'm not talking about the vague nostradamus-like "statue made of different kinds of crap".
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mindfield
Heathen, yes, that's the one. Are those scrolls really dated back 200 years before the actual event? Anyone know where I can find some real, subjective information on this?
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Bible Prophecies?
by mindfield inno, i'm not getting any doubts that the bible is any more than what i believe it is... a myth.
however, i do have a particular question about one aspect that my jw uncle raised during one of our conversations: what about those so-called "prophecies"?
no, i'm not talking about the vague nostradamus-like "statue made of different kinds of crap".
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mindfield
Thanks Nathan for clearing that up....