Ah punk...you are obviously as charismatic in their minds as you are here!
DOC is right...you are being minimized by gossip because they cant have you looking happy or succeeding. What a threat that would be!
Your colors are too bright to fade so they are throwing to old "gossip bleach" upon you!
(I must say - even the rumors they are spreading about you make you sound like someone I would love to meet!)