montag

Joined

• started 10 topics
• posted 41 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by montag

• 
  17

  The dubs are in the neighborhood

  by OUTLAW in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yep,its them alright.i can see them from my computer desk right now.doin the dub shuffle down the street with their suits and breif cases.they work this street 2-4times a month and they avoid my house like the plague.ha-ha-ha must be from the times i chewed on them!and there they go,past my house twice,and didn`t even stop in to get chewed.i haven`t had roast dub for lunch in years.maybe next time..no i doubt it.i guess i`ll stay on my dub free diet(lol)...outlaw

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  I work in a huge shopping centre {'mall' to you yanks}, and I see the dubs most days.
  Leisurely strolls, long coffee breaks at Starbucks and never approaching ANYBODY!

  Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I COULD DO THAT!

  montag

  . http://www.mkchat.net
• 
  36

  10 Things You'll Never Hear at a Kingdom Hall

  by Scully in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (originally posted by armageddon1975 on yahoogroups).

  "a donation to a charity.

  good idea.".

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  What about things you'll never hear children say at a Kingdom Hall?

  "Aww Mum! Do we have to go home now?"

  "Mum, can I have my own magazine order so I can work my 'school territory"?

  "Why can't everyone be quiet, I'm trying to listen!"

  "Now THAT was an fun!!"

  montag
• 
  5

  re Milton Keynes

  by Jim Dee in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  an update on the bethel moving to mk.

  there was a very high powered meeting at the holiday inn in mk on friday.

  (the holiday inn used to be the thf, rebranded a few weeks ago).

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  For Milton Keynes related issues you might like to try this new site at . http://www.mkchat.net

  montag
• 
  18

  Baby Pics for all those that asked

  by hippikon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hear they are!.

  .

  born 8lbs 1oz on the 9th november at 12pm

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
• 
  6

  New WT book.

  by montag in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oooooooh!.

  here is the first look at the new "benefit from theocratic ministry school education" book released at this years "teachers of god's word" district convention.. ---------------------------------------------------------.

  you may use these settings in any order in the theocratic ministry school when presenting student assignments that take the form of demonstrations.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  Sorry Messenger
  I'm afraid you have to join the community to see the pictures (4 of them).

  'Course, you could always join and then have a little fun with the loyal 'dubbies'

  JustJW's it's called...................yeah right!!

  montag
• 
  6

  New WT book.

  by montag in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oooooooh!.

  here is the first look at the new "benefit from theocratic ministry school education" book released at this years "teachers of god's word" district convention.. ---------------------------------------------------------.

  you may use these settings in any order in the theocratic ministry school when presenting student assignments that take the form of demonstrations.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  Oooooooh!

  Here is the first look at the new "Benefit From Theocratic Ministry School Education" book released at this years "Teachers of God's Word" District Convention.
  ---------------------------------------------------------

  You may use these settings in any order in the Theocratic Ministry School when presenting student assignments that take the form of demonstrations. To the extent possible, try not to use any setting more than twice before using all the others that are appropriate for your con­gregation’s territory. On the line provided, note the date on which you used each setting.

  Chapter Headings

  1. Giving a house-to-house presentation
  2. Overcoming a potential conversation stopper
  3. Making the first return visit on someone who showed interest
  4. Demonstrating a Bible study on the initial call
  5. Conducting a study with a person who does not read well
  6. Conducting a study with an advanced student
  7. Encouraging a Bible student to attend meetings
  8. Persuading a Bible student to apply some point of Scriptural counsel
  9. Having a practice session with an unbaptized publisher
  10. Encouraging Bible reading by showing how to do it or how reading a specific Bible book can benefit us
  11. Witnessing over the telephone or by intercom
  12. Engaging in street witnessing
  13. Witnessing at a market or other place of business
  14. Witnessing informally in a waiting room
  15. Witnessing informally on public transportation
  16. Witnessing in a local setting
  17. Witnessing to a neighbor
  18. Explaining your belief to a non-Witness relative
  19. Sharing your belief with a workmate or a schoolmate
  20. Witnessing to a schoolteacher, an employer, or a local official
  21. Witnessing to a doctor, a lawyer, or another professional
  22. Witnessing to a person who does not speak your language well
  23. Conversing with an atheist or an agnostic
  24. Witnessing to an animist, a Buddhist, a Catholic, a Hindu, a Jew, a Muslim, a Protestant, or someone of another local religion
  25. Working with someone in the Pioneers Assist Others program
  26. A parent reasoning with a child, or a youth reasoning with a sibling
  27. Sharing Scriptural encouragement with someone who is ill
  28. Using the Scriptures to comfort a grieving or depressed person met in the field
  29. An older person counseling a youth
  30.Another setting appropriate to your area

  -------------------------------------------------------------------
  For the pictures, go to . http://communities.msn.co.uk/JustJWs/newrelease.msnw?albumlist=2

  montag
  edited to remove crappy image link
• 
  18

  Population BOOM!

  by nicolaou in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  let's assume that there are about 9,000,000 armageddon survivors (baptised jw's and their children), after just 30 years every survivor will be sexually mature and with increased vigour and health.. .

  chemical contraception, condoms, i.u.d's etc will all be long gone so any married couple with a normal sex-drive will be producing children at an average rate of about 1 per year.. .

  world population at the beginning of the 20th century was less than 1.5 billion.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  I've really struggled with this.

  I was raised in the 'truth' and took it all to heart while growing up. I was quite a serious kid and even in my teens and twenties I would NEVER have thought of having sex while still single and distressing Jehovah so!

  I can hear some of you thinking, "What was wrong with him?"

  Well I don't know, but whatever it was it's haunting me still.
  Life as a Jehovah's Witness really screwed me sexually. I'm out of the org now but still wearing those shackles.

  This really sucks!

  montag
• 
  50

  ANTHEM

  by nicolaou in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  shouldn't all of us ex-dubs, lurkers and nominal jw's have an anthem?.

  a few suggestions for starters:.

  i will survive.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  Imagine
  John Lennon

  Imagine there's no heaven
  It's easy if you try
  No hell below us
  Above us only sky
  Imagine all the people
  Living for today...

  Imagine there's no countries
  It isn't hard to do
  Nothing to kill or die for
  And no religion too
  Imagine all the people
  Living life in peace...

  You may say I'm a dreamer
  But I'm not the only one
  I hope someday you'll join us
  And the world will be as one

  Imagine no possessions
  I wonder if you can
  No need for greed or hunger
  A brotherhood of man
  Imagine all the people
  Sharing all the world...
• 
  3

  Brief article about the WTS - UN scandal

  by Rado Vleugel in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  hundreds of pages about the wts - un scandal are written on this board.

  for those who dont have the time to read all these posts i have written a brief article about this issue: "watchtower society disassociates itself from the united nations' dpi after media exposure".

  http://wis.i8.com.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  Kent, keep saying to yourself; "company not competition! company not competition!"
• 
  9

  Online Automatic Poetry Generator..........TRY IT!

  by nicolaou in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it's completely crap!

  but hilarious too - i entered the keywords 'faith' and 'religion' and this is what it gave me!!!.

  http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~esincoff/poetry/jpoetry.html.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  montag

  Bwwwaaaaahhhhh!
  This one for you Freddie!

  ..................................................................

  Watching Athena from the crystalline head.
  Scoff not at my vile remarks flowing fiend
  Hearken to thy elbow as salaciousness overcomes thee
  Winky, the precise little lawyer smiled with a cherib grin
  The day wearies, the hunting of snails is fruitless, come to my embrace
  Like Brett, Fredhall flopped in violent circles -- his anguish exposed
  "Duck, you stupid spider!" argued Fredhall' his voice gone
  Listless never, helpless never, but most certainly considering
  What did Fredhall have in his thumb?

  ...................................................................

  montag