don't make the mistake that i did and think that if pushed, that they won't stand against you as if you were the devil himself based on a relatively minor issue, just don't be surprised. don't be surprised if your little war doesn't become a much larger war against the entire religion itself. if you don't have the stomach for war, probably good idea to just read the best of topics on this board and cold turkey that shit. you will remember my words. these people are desperate for any war because the great war seems to be running a little late, on the surface it's smile smile smile though.
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Complaints About My False Eyelashes at the Hall. WEARING THEM EVEN BIGGER TONIGHT.
by OneStepOut93 inokay so i like dramatic lashes.
and my grandma told me all the women are complaining about them being a distraction.
well all i have to say to them is "kiss my ass".
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cptkirk
I guess JWs are actually greater than JC:
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/05/my-take-jesus-was-a-dirty-dirty-god/
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Ok , can we get the GB out now? can we get them to admit that their creating of demigods (elders), who were mostly schmos barely competent enough to tie their own shoes, can we get them to admit how much damage this has caused to so many people's lives (giving these idiots divinity)? whether through judgement of innocent people, or raping children, can we get them to resign now please?
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A message to the entire organization of JWs
by cptkirk inwe are going to do some real quick math here, very simple math.
we have established that elders are not appointed by god, that is done.
there are people on this message board that (i do believe) who have said that they basically smooched ass for a few months and were appointed ms (same holds true for elder just more ass smooching).
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Let's be fair and look at it from their standpoint for a minute though (this is the reason i make such a joke out of it because even from their standpoint it is ridiculous).
From their standpoint, spirituality does not know intellect....right? after all, jesus does not care how smart you are, why? because as the jws say, the holy spirit is directing things. From their standpoint, having an ignoramus in charge is ok, because the spirit is talking to him. I think we have established that the spirit is not talking to them though. That example of the girl being raped and they disfellowship her, you can't speak any louder than that.
the bottom line is, they are serving only one, and that one's name is not jehovah, it is "thyself" (with exceptions but how much more foolish should these individuals feel). who is more the fool, the fool or the fool who follows him? couldn't help it.
so either way, yea. why does this matter? why is this so important? because these men have become the judges of the earth. the judges of the earth? omg you exaggerate. for anyone that bows down to their religion they are, because they have congs blanketing the planet....these are your judges.
I will stop at no end, I will make these people (from the top) say it, say that they do not care about logic. and then when they base their ministry on "reasoning" I will ask them, please explain how you do not care about logic yet you print books called "reasoning" on the scriptures, should we not reason on your behavior also?
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A message to the entire organization of JWs
by cptkirk inwe are going to do some real quick math here, very simple math.
we have established that elders are not appointed by god, that is done.
there are people on this message board that (i do believe) who have said that they basically smooched ass for a few months and were appointed ms (same holds true for elder just more ass smooching).
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the point is made. there are thousands of people to corroborate it. unfortunately though mrfreeze, the comment about meth i'm going to have to file that one away , i had decided to let prior insults go by the wayside. when the world lets go of power, and everyone sings together sweet melodies, then it will also let go of me. unfortunately for you, in the meantime, you can plan on seeing my face at some point. and when you see who i am, and you see who my people are, as your skin goes pale, we will just laugh and tell ya to go home to momma :)
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A message to the entire organization of JWs
by cptkirk inwe are going to do some real quick math here, very simple math.
we have established that elders are not appointed by god, that is done.
there are people on this message board that (i do believe) who have said that they basically smooched ass for a few months and were appointed ms (same holds true for elder just more ass smooching).
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We are going to do some real quick math here, very simple math. we have established that elders are not appointed by god, that is done. there are people on this message board that (i do believe) who have said that they basically smooched ass for a few months and were appointed MS (same holds true for elder just more ass smooching). This is just the most salient indicator, there are so many more.
Many of these individuals are pathological, sociopaths, egomaniacs, psychopaths, borderline personalities (LOL like all of you are borderline personalities i would say 99%) that is just intrinsic with being a JW.
So, how do pedophiles and psychopaths become appointed? by god? OR could it be, that this organization helps them with their pathology? therefore creating a kind of parasite and host sort of thing. where you have people that can't leave (even before you get to this parasitic relationship but that is another issue), because the organization serves as a sort of prozac. AND I AM FINE WITH THAT, as long as this is a SECONDARY reason for being in the org not a PRIMARY...as i'm sure most would agree, understanding the logic of that I hope I do not need to explain it further.
So we have a legion of parasites with no where to go except this org, parasites sitting on JC, judging human beings lives? parasite sociopaths who were directly selected by god to judge other people's lives?
WAKE UP
based on pure definition everything i say is true and true not like JC is leading the church even though #1 we don't see him and #2 elders are corrpupted by sin and THEY make the decisions, but true like empirically true.
sociopath parasites just waiting to say "but i was just taking orders? right?"
but but god wanted me to be an elder.....he needed m...WAIT OH SHIT , am i crazy? god needed me? is that what i was actually going to say? hahahahaha god needs you right, god doesn't need shit except a really really big nuclear bomb. PRAISE HIS NAME, PRAISE IT IN THE CAR! PRAISE IT! plz dont keel me on judgement day i did bad, i looked at girls and and i became aroused plz dont kill me. plz.
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Getting my first tattoo
by akafreelife inwell on wednesday i am going to be getting my first tattoo.
i have had this particular piece of art that i have wanted for years but was too afraid to put it to skin as it will require a great amount of detail.
but i finally decided to go for it.
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very cool. funny, i was thinking about doing the same thing, with a similar design. was going to start working on a design when i get some time. definitely something that is like a harbinger of doom like a grim reaper doing something, maybe drinking blood. something that encapsulates my experience as a jehovah's witness, and with the absolute monty python esque behavior of the "body of elders" co's and do's, which would be funny if people's lives weren't hanging in the balance. maybe a grim reaper drinking blood with a title that says "jehovah loves you"
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What JW catch phrase DRIVES YOU NUTS!!!!
by megaflower in"we should be mindful".
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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lol this is a pretty angry thread. for me? always "the kingdom" is going to fix this or that, never actually looking at the problem and trying to solve it. also, anything that has to do with women that they say pretty much pisses me off.
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Hot of the Press!!! YEARBOOK 2013 :Letter from the Governing Body
by raymond frantz inyearbook 2013 :letter from the governing body.
dear brothers and sisters :our heavenly father,jehovah, is the personification of love.hence the bible states :"god is love".
(1 john 4:8) even though jehovah is almighty ,his word never says ,"god is power" or , "god is might".he bases his rule primarily on love.how this attracts us to him!.
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You are right LARS!!!! how does the song go? "let us pray for the dayy when we will sayyyy"....armageddon has come and united us at last :) btw don't mind those drowning babies god loves them.