My four year old told me the other day that God lives at the top of jacks magic bean stock ...... and is as tall as a tree .....and can smell the blood of an englishman .....
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I found God Today (not fluff)
by Mindchild inperhaps the oddest thing i've looked forward to doing for years is finding and activating my god spot in my brain.
my wish finally came true today.
if anyone reading this isn't aware of what a "god spot" is i would say in a nutshell that it is neurological response to magnetically stimulating the brain where many people feel "god like" experiences and describe either unusual illusions or intense religious feelings.
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Why I believe life has a purpose -- Part I
by logansrun inguiding my way out of an archaic, myopic and, at times, destructive belief system like the jehovah's witnesses was not an easy thing to do.
in fact, it was hell.
my journey left in it's wake an existential angst and an intellectual and emotional vacuum.
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If there's life after death, why the hell won't someone come back and tell us about it!
Maybe because nobody would belive them
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Simon and Garfunkel
by outnfree inwow!
just got home from simon and garfunkel's old friends tour!
they opened the tour in detroit saturday night, and we got tickets for the sunday show at the palace.
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I got the wife third row seats for our anniversary . the show here in town sold out quick and the ticketmaster only had nosebleeds by the time I got there ...... so I turn to the friendly ebay.......and a whole lota bread later I had the killerest seats ! and the happiest wife in town ....she is a big fan .....me too I guess ....
Im working on a heavy metal version of the sound of silence : you know the Hello darkness my good friend song. sounds great so far..
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What's your biggest phobia?
by luna inspiders!!!
i can handle any other bug, snakes, mice, etc....but get me near a spider, and i nearly have a breakdown.. this morning, i went to grab some clothes from the bathroom to wash, felt something crawling on my arm, looked down, giant, hairy, brown spider.
i still have the heebie-jeebies, and i probably woke up the neighbors.. *shudder*.
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Eating anything in a stripclub ..( food of course ).. actually the thought of going to a stripclub / t-bar really grosses me out .....I am a germ phobe
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If Most of the Population Is Destroyed at Armageddon..........
by Black Man indoesn't satan win the cosmic bet between him and god?
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Im with you stinky .... The S man cometh ....if he existed
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Want to share the love
by NEWWORLDSLACKER ini just want to share a web site i am hooked on .......it makes me lmfao ....... .
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm.
enjoy !.
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I just want to share a web site I am hooked on .......it makes me lmfao ......
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm
enjoy !
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LOL @ MAC
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What Is Your Googilism?
by xjw_b12 ini discovered this site today, and had some fun with it typing in the real names, then the aliases of posters here.
e-man posted a similar thread a month or so ago, but this is a lot more fun, as long as your name or phrase is not too "exclusive"
have fun!
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i have been feeling like quite the hump lately :
Googlism for: hump
hump is on
hump is tops button
hump is corrected to some degree during spinal surgeryhump is not in fact filled with water
hump is on by j
hump is intended to address as well as the location
hump is used to distinguish this device from the speed bumps used in parking lots
hump is a collection of links to caml
hump is much like those found on most race leathers nowadays and is designed to smooth the airflow over the rider's back
hump is present
hump is located in northeast faulkner county off of state highway 107
hump is an engineered elevation of the roadway
hump is not a speed bump for a few reasons
hump is clearly present
hump is invisiblehump is a turn of the century gold mining region perched among high lakes and rocky peaks
hump is not known for spectacular coral formations
hump is a gradual rise and fall of the pavement surface along the roadway extending across the pavement width
hump is due to cartilage and this is removed using either scissors or a knife
hump is not as
hump is easily recognized by its unique double
hump is a very popular hike in this region of the state because of the unique natural feature of the twin mounds along with the fragile arctic plant
hump is installed only on local residential streets
hump is great if you spend a lot of time in the field
hump is seen fairly close inshore and is then obscured
hump is one of several effective tools used as a traffic
hump is smaller than the preceding hump above the centerline
hump is s
hump is still sculptured inwards on both sides and still fits over the chest and abdominal area
hump is back serving with the archer
hump is the tied with mount ellen as third highest of vermont's 4
hump is higher than 1/8" over a one foot span you will have a problem
hump is approximately $1
hump is looking for me
hump is a pair of knobs two miles east of state highway 118 on the terlingua ranch
hump is a design feature used on residential streets for the purpose of slowing down traffic
hump is an accumulation of fat on the back of the neck and upper back
hump is a flesh mound not supported by bones
hump is a piece of structure consisting of sand
hump is a state treasure of vermont
hump is missing in the ringneck subs
hump is some of the best sushi / sashimi on la and it's in a cool location to boot
hump is connected to because
hump is connected to the following things
hump is used to extract the chopped ferrous metal contamination from the product
hump is a compact
hump is composed of cartilage and bone
hump is normally used for storing fats of food which have been eaten by it before commencing its journey
hump is a sign that the cutting is unfinished
hump is flat & shallow
hump is rapidly getting use to his new environment and will
hump is usually built using bricks which can often work lose from their surroundings making the hump extremely dangerous
hump is directly over the front legs
hump is a gentle
hump is an ugly lump which well you may see at the zoo; but uglier yet is the hump we get from having too little to do
hump is a fancy way of calling the bump on the top of the nose
hump is probably the back of a second male
hump is filled with seeds of all the plants of the world
hump is where their mates arehump is finally considered
hump is less scenic and requires hiking over a large hill
hump is released
hump is caused by trapped flux in the junctions
hump is constructed in a road there shall be placed and thereafter maintained appropriate
hump is between the ages of 25 and 50
hump is a standout
hump is easy by my defination; 17 min to get to the top
hump is the most common system of throwing used in the potteries of japan
hump is a conspicuous character that demands explanation
hump is a longer
hump is due to medication
hump is
hump is in a class by itself
hump is expected to characterize mexico
hump is a geometric design feature of a roadway
hump is used to discourage speeding along key blvd
hump is closed
hump is a gradual rise and fall of pavement surface across the width of the roadway
hump is to put forward and backward thrust in your middle region on any living or standing object"
hump is actually muscle mass that enables powerful digging
hump is the tool i use to manage the caml humps
hump is about 500 pn
hump is actually a muscle mass developed from digging for roots and ground squirrelsNwS hump class
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Who are the A/As on the board?
by starfish422 innot alcoholics anonymous, mind you.
:) atheists/agnostics.
i know there are some of us here; who's with me?
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I don?t like to call myself an agnostic but I think nature is labile yet somewhat Definable . I believe that Planck?s constant is the key to life and knowledge of "god" .
Everything
Old Is New AgainNwS
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Beware!! They will get your kids!
by freedom96 inthis is really directed to those who have a believing mate still in the organization, or maybe an ex who still is involved, and have custody of your kids.
be careful!
the elders and those in the hall will pay extra attention to your kids.
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when I was a kid in the truth , they didnt give a shit because you see my mom was a single parent Struggling to make ends meet . Her service time wasn?t much and we wernt able to give very much . They didn?t even want to help us when my aunt committed suicide and we really needed help . They never showed me any concern even though I was a fatherless boy .
I am going to post my life story here soon .... it will stun you to find out just how much the dubs have effected my life in an adverse way ...... I feel like the woman on cops who?s husband is beating her but she is afraid of pressing charges because of retaliation from her wife beater wearing husband.
WTBTS sux
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