Posts by Darkknight757

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Money to Org

by truthlover in

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i know this has been talked about to death but this week our loving faithful and discreet slave wrote a letter to all congregations in canada - keep 1500.00 a month in congregation expense account each month for the next three months coverage,(4500.00 in all) 5000.00 for any problems that may arise but send rest into them.

so aren't we lucky to have 9500.00 still left in the account!

the elder reading the letter indicated it was for the kingdom hall building work!!!.

Darkknight757

@ WTWizard. Exactly LoL

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Money to Org

by truthlover in

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friends

i know this has been talked about to death but this week our loving faithful and discreet slave wrote a letter to all congregations in canada - keep 1500.00 a month in congregation expense account each month for the next three months coverage,(4500.00 in all) 5000.00 for any problems that may arise but send rest into them.

so aren't we lucky to have 9500.00 still left in the account!

the elder reading the letter indicated it was for the kingdom hall building work!!!.

Darkknight757

We had extra money in our account and yet another resolution was passed to send it to the Borg last night. Retarded considering there is work that needs done at that building. Or maybe they could actually put the damn money to good use and help the less fortunate in our congregation. I don't know how many times the wife and I gave money to help people at our hall who are poor. Why not make good use of that money and actually do something nice???

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The Deep Things of Jehovah(tm). What are they?

by punkofnice in

i just wondered.

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Darkknight757

Im beginning to think that "Jehovah" is not a goat herding, Bronze Age, Canaanite God of storms but is actually the Governing Body itself.

This will be revealed in a future watchtower mag.

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The Deep Things of Jehovah(tm). What are they?

by punkofnice in

i just wondered.

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Darkknight757

New deep things revealed last night people.

Nehemiah 1:1 and 2:1 are speaking of the same calendar year!!! Yes the 20th year reign of King Artaxerxes!!

I looked at my wife as they explained it and we both said under our breath in unison,"Who cares??"

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It's Too Late to Return to Jehovah!

by naazira in

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yes friends it is too late for most of you to return to jehovah's org.

based on the new garlic bread parable in this month's broadcast with the illustration using loaves of bread.

it is obvious that the doors of the arc has been closed shut by jehovah's hand for some of us.. according to the new parable that can be found on jw tv.

Darkknight757

@greenhornet

You will indeed get a virus, of the Brain!!

tv.jw.org is the site if you wish to destroy a few brain cells and relinquish thinking ability.

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Jehovah's Witnesses Latest Music video advice picking a marriage mate

by Watchtower-Free in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay5of0nxm44.

Darkknight757

The old couple must be thinking,"They are so gonna bang behind the dumpster!!"

What a piece of crap. Only marry because they have been indoctrinated more than the others.

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FEB 2016 broadcast

by Grey Goose in

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it might be the craziest one yet..

Darkknight757

Pretty funny that they have had experiences in the mags about those in third world countries who have to work an entire day just for a loaf of bread and this knucklehead goes ahead and destroys a couple of perfectly good loaves.

Imagine a starving j-dub watching this "encouraging" program after a long day of picking up cow dung just so he can afford to buy a loaf of bread to feed his family?

They might be getting a few nasty letters for this one.

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Has a 'Christian' ever murdered somebody?

by goddidit in

a jw made the claim "no christian [jw] has ever murdered anyone".. when i showed examples of such, the goalposts moved a bit with "was he a baptized, dedicated witness?".

can anyone provide examples of murders committed by "baptized, dedicated" jws?.

thanks.