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  Stories of "Miracles"

  by cappytan in

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  so, all of us have probably heard a lot of urban miracle legends over the years in the org.here's one from outside the org.years ago, i worked with this lady.

  she was my supervisor.

  we liked having discussions on god and the bible.

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  Here's another one I remember a JW telling me.
  They told me they were going door to door. They were working with a specific brother. They made sure to tell me they were with this particular brother to make it almost unimpeachable since this brother wasn't considered one of the insane ones of the congregation.
  They call on this house, and the guy is having a good conversation about the kingdom. They ask to sit down on the porch. The brother goes over to a rocking chair on the porch and the householder says, "That's where Jerry [some name, can't remember] sits."
  The brother chuckled but sat down anyway. The minute he sat down, he got pushed by some invisible entity from behind and went face first into the flower bed over the rail of the porch.
  Come to find out, this "Jerry" or whatever his name was was a dead relative of the householder.
  "There was definitely a demon in that house, Cappy."
  I believed this bullshit story.
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  Stories of "Miracles"

  by cappytan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, all of us have probably heard a lot of urban miracle legends over the years in the org.here's one from outside the org.years ago, i worked with this lady.

  she was my supervisor.

  we liked having discussions on god and the bible.

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  cappytan

  So, all of us have probably heard a lot of urban miracle legends over the years in the org.
  Here's one from outside the org.
  Years ago, I worked with this lady. She was my supervisor. We liked having discussions on God and the Bible. I was counting my time, of course.
  Turns out, she studied for like 4 years with the Witnesses. I asked her why she stopped studying. It had to do with some drama with her husband and the lady that was studying with her. (He slept with the Pioneer, lol!)
  Anyways, she attended the Assembly of God church at that point and gushed over it all the time.Thinking I could get her back in the cult, I asked her what made her think that the church was the truth and had God's blessing.
  She proceeds to tell me a story about how she was thinking of leaving the church for another, but prayed earnestly to God and decided to attend one more time. While she was there, she said that during a hymn an angel appeared in bright shining golden robes with a trumpet and flew around the room blowing the trumpet throughout the song and that everyone witnessed it.
  I wanted to tell her it was a demon, but decided since she was my supervisor I should keep my mouth shut.In retrospect, we were both insane. lol
  What kind of crazy "miracle" stories have you heard? JW or otherwise?
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  Slim nd Cofty are both right.....

  by The Rebel in

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  i haven't had anything to contribute for a while so i have been lurking, which is a pleasant pastime.. anyway i have really enjoyd slimboyfats way of thinking, and i don't think such thinking needs discharge from the mental asylum.

  i guess i am out of ammunition to argue with coftys may i say more rational thinking.. so whilst i find it difficult to refute what cofty says, i also find slimboyfats thinking refreshing, and that's why i say they are both right.

  maybe a better explanation would be i once worshipped an organisation which was referred to as " mother" and it wrapped me up in baby diapers.. as far as i am concerned both slim and cofty are independent thinkers, no longer controlled by the insane thinking and rhetoric of other people.

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  They're both right? I say they're both left. :-P
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  Who thinks Wt is going to throw Vincent Tool under the bus if he loses his law registration.

  by joe134cd in

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  just read speculation about this on another thread.

  who thinks vincent tool, if looses his law license and becomes less useful to wt that he will then be reassigned to the field.

  or is he just to big of a player to lose even with out a practicing law license.

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  Joe: I think Toesup is right...it depends on how many secrets he knows and how much they trust that he'll remain loyal even after dismissing him.
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  Demonic art in the watchtower?

  by Lost and adrift in

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  does anybody remember a rumour or maybe it was a truth?

  ?...something about hidden pictures or symbols in the artwork of the watchtower.

  was it one of those urban legends?

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  OneEyedJoe: That does more accurately describe the occurrence.
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  Demonic art in the watchtower?

  by Lost and adrift in

  1. watchtower
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  does anybody remember a rumour or maybe it was a truth?

  ?...something about hidden pictures or symbols in the artwork of the watchtower.

  was it one of those urban legends?

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  I see faces in actual clouds all the time. Sometimes an alligator. Sometimes a hippo. That doesn't mean there's deemunz hippos and gators in the sky.

  It's called Apophenia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia
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  Going to the C.L.A.M.

  by freemindfade in

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  so i haven't been to a midweek meeting in some time.... but i must attend this first clam (not to be confused with 'klan') meeting.

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  want to take a look for curiosity sake then go back to never attending another midweek meeting again.

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  Digging for spiritual gems! **PUKE**
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  ELDERS, ha ha ha ha....!!!!!

  by brandnew in

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  so as many know....ive been df'd goin on 19 years already.

  i drive pops to meetings, and drop him off on saturdays for fs.. well yesterday, the elders ask to speak to me, and tell me that if i plan on returning to jehovah, i had better shave my beard off..

  omg!!!!!!

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  Makemeanunbeliever: I hate your murderous, asshole of a God.
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  Steven Lett asks for money again

  by Gorbatchov in

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  the 2016 january tv.jw.org broadcasting has a clear message: jw.org needs more money!.

  the 2 months of donation increase is not enough: the thousands of projects are not a 2 month project.. so: thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you (heh heh heh) and send us more!

  personal conclusion: if i had any doubts that the society is sincere, this openly money grabbing has made my perception complete.

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  I don't think Lett was the one with the rolex. That was Herd.

  But Lett definitely had a pinky ring in earlier broadcasts that weren't begging for $$$$$$$$$$
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  Those keenly following umbertoecho ARC Brief Update.

  by MightyV8 in

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  i feel it is comfortable to say,.

  yes her arc hearing has come and gone.. yes her hearing was so powerful, her allotted time was tripled!.

  yes, information handed over "mind blowing" response from arc.

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  Ah yes...I've seen that one. I was just wondering if it was a BOE letter I hadn't heard of yet.