Posts by cappytan

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Happy Thanksgiving!

by Oubliette in

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happy thanksgiving everyone!

i know that we are an international group here and that thanksgiving is an american holiday (and not even all of us in the us celebrate it), but i thought it would be nice to have a thread dedicated to sharing the many things we have to be thankful for: .

i am thankful for: .

cappytan

Happy Thanksgiving! Having turkey on Thanksgiving day with my parents but we're not celebrating it. Lol. Dumbasses.

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

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i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

cappytan

Dear Jehovah, (in the words of Stephen Fry),

"Bone cancer in children, what’s that about? How dare you? How dare you create a world where there is such misery that’s not our fault? It’s utterly, utterly evil.
“Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world which is so full of injustice and pain?
“The god who created this universe, if he created this universe, is quite clearly a maniac, an utter maniac, totally selfish. We have to spend our lives on our knees thanking him. What kind of god would do that?
“Yes the world is very splendid, but it also has in it insects whose whole life cycle is to burrow into the eyes of children and make them blind.”

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

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i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

cappytan

Jehovah is extremely loving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgZqnsytJI

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

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friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

cappytan

His invisible qualities are clearly seen from his creation. My lifes experiences are proof of His existence. I have seen some things that only He could contribute to. I will not post all of my experiences here because people will just think I'm lying or hallucinating. But Jah is real. My life's work is to help bring peace to this world, I believe we all can. :)

I believe an Invisible Pink Unicorn created all things. That Invisible Pink Unicorn's invisible qualities are clearly seen from all of creation. My life's experiences are proof of the Invisible Pink Unicorn's existence. I have seen things that only the Invisible Pink Unicorn could contribute to.

See? Sounds insane, doesn't it?

Also, if Jehovah's qualities are seen in his creation, why does he give bone cancer to children? How is that loving?

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

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friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

cappytan

I'd like to know what strain y'all were smoking. That sounds like some good shit.

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

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friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.

cappytan

Here's something interesting about Jehovah's design:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4238NN8HMgQ

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For the Supporters of Those Who Love Jehovah

by lovesjehovah in

jw
friends

i am jehovah's witness, despite some of the questionable teachings, crimes, and other outlandish behaviors of specific people affiliated with the religion.

i know that my relationship with jehovah is not influenced by any outside factors.

i do not condone any crime.