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  I am coming out of the CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by whyamihere in

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  ha ha ha ha i knew i would get you with that one.. actually, this morning my kids locked me in the closet.

  i could not get out for the life of me.

  i sat there telling them to let me out as they laughed at me.

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  notperfectyet

  Brooke, thanks, for for the PM, like I said I am sorry,

  Thanks Sassy, I love you too, carry on with funny stories,
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  I am coming out of the CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by whyamihere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ha ha ha ha i knew i would get you with that one.. actually, this morning my kids locked me in the closet.

  i could not get out for the life of me.

  i sat there telling them to let me out as they laughed at me.

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  notperfectyet

  (wondering if one of Brookes kids said glad you got out bitch, would of meant the same that it did coming from RR saying the same thing and calling his mom a bitch, )
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  I am coming out of the CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by whyamihere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ha ha ha ha i knew i would get you with that one.. actually, this morning my kids locked me in the closet.

  i could not get out for the life of me.

  i sat there telling them to let me out as they laughed at me.

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  notperfectyet

  Hey,

  I got a great idea, try this. http://www.mommyandme.com/
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  I am coming out of the CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by whyamihere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ha ha ha ha i knew i would get you with that one.. actually, this morning my kids locked me in the closet.

  i could not get out for the life of me.

  i sat there telling them to let me out as they laughed at me.

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  notperfectyet

  Another funny story from poor, poor Brooke.

  ( Waiting for mommy in law to get into this. )
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  I am coming out of the CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by whyamihere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ha ha ha ha i knew i would get you with that one.. actually, this morning my kids locked me in the closet.

  i could not get out for the life of me.

  i sat there telling them to let me out as they laughed at me.

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  notperfectyet

  Ok,

  I am out of the closet too.

  I have raised 3 kids. Never once did they lock me in a closet. And leave my cell phone.

  This is bait for Country girl.

  If my kids had ever locked me in a closet I would of broke it down, easy to do, it is not an outside door which is stronger.

  If two of my kids who are as young as yours did something like that, and one being so sick, I would be out there so fast, with bruised bleeding feet and hands, I mean..they could be drinking rat poison or in my liquor cabinet!!!

  Not using a suddenly appearing cell phone and wait 20 minutes...and why did your sister know how to unlock the door? Does she have the secret key?
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  BEST DRIVING SONGS

  by tijkmo in

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  in the uk a car program..top gear... is running a poll to find out what the number one driving song is....so thought we could do the same.... you know not the best for deliberately driving under a truck.

  when you are happy and alone in the car and just wanna sing out and drum on the steering wheel.

  i'll start with.

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  Haven't read all the posts, but their are alot of them that when I am driving to work put me in a good mood in an instant,

  Boys of summer...Don Henley

  Ride like the wind...Christopher Cross

  Lawyers in Love....Jackson Browne

  Anything from the Bee Gees...

  Holiday..by Madonna

  lots of others...did I date myself yet???
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  Simese Jehovahs Witness Turns Apostate

  by gumby in

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  2. beliefs

  ok, lets say you were born attached at the shoulder of your twin.

  your mom raises yer sorry arse as a dub and you both grow up knockin on doors together..........then you turn into an apostate heathen bastard.

  how does the witness one go to the meetings and out in service....and how do you the poor apostate bastard go to apostafests and stuff?

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  It would probably depend if they were joined at the brain or the loin, or groin. Or if they were female.

  Something to ponder today, thank you Gumby, I needed brain stimulation. You sick bastard.
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  Good Morning

  by stevenyc in

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  good morning everyone.. what a beautiful day, new york looks spectacular.. steve.

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  notperfectyet

  Good Morning back!

  California looks quite fetching too,

  have a great weekend.

  ( you must of got laid last night)
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  Now that your out, what are your core values?

  by m. kirov in

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  are there any principles of the faith that you have kept... do you try to maintian a high moral standard?

  did your views on abortion change?

  would you go to war?

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  notperfectyet

  I am with Dawn on this one, she said it better than me,

  I am a much better person now and KNOW the golden rule.

  That would also be a high five.
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  Request for Words of Love and Encouragement...

  by MerryMagdalene in

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  ...for tijkmo please as he is having a rough day..... i'll start:.

  we're all in this together... and whatever each of us is going through on our own we'll get through it together and never have to struggle on alone ever again cos we've found each other and accepted each other unconditionally.

  we're here for you just like you are here for us (and wishin' to be there for you more than here, but thems the breaks, i guess...).

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  notperfectyet

  Hey tijkmo,

  come nude sunbathe with me! Then we can run through the sprinklers.

  Hang in there buddy, ((((((((((Ian)))))))))))))