JW cart I'm glad you weren't molested by that perv in your KH but I fear it was simply good luck that you escaped being his victim. No doubt your pusher had no idea there was a pedo in your midst since the R and F are not notified of such. The carts in your Haul may have escaped unscathed but how 'bout the children?
As far as being smashed into a beer/wine opener, just bite on something hard (like your pusher's head) when it's over you can be happified that you are actually performing a valuable service!