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  ARE YOU A COLLECTOR? OF WHATEVER??

  by orangefatcat in

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  so does anyone like to collect things, such as stamps, or figurines, cards, pottery or whatever?

  i am a person who is a little pack rat, and i must admitt i have some cool collections, such as a my 1920 royal doulton minature toby's and waterford crystal wine glassses.

  i have alot of pottery and earthenware that i also enjoy.

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  SOMEONE STOLD MY BIKE AND SCOOTER. IF ANYONE FINDS IT, LET ME KNOW.

  THANKS,

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  Does God have a Dimmer switch?

  by annalice in

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  one thing that never made sense to me when i was a jw.

  why is god always making the light brighter?

  is it on some type of dimmer switch?

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  WELL, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, JW'S HAVE HAD A LOT OF 'BRIGHT IDEAS' OVER THR YEARS!

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  What are some weird things that you do?

  by love11 in

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  everyone has their own idiosyncrises, mine is- .

  when i get a new book, i'll open it up to the middle of the book and stick my nose in the binding for about ten seconds, and smell how the glue, ink, and fresh paper smell.

  ahhhh i love that smell.

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  I EAT POPCORN WITH A SPOON (HANDS STAY CLEAN).

  I PUT APPLE BUTTER ON MY COTTAGE CHEESE

  OUTASERVICE (WHO PROBABLY HAS MANY MORE WIERD TRAITS IF HE THINKS ABOUT THEM)
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  What "religion" type do you follow?

  by FreedomFrog in

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  hi, i'm on my "spiritual search so i want to see what "religion"/non religion you choose and why.

  for example: are you christian?

  pagan?

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  I'm a believer in Christ and my hope is in him. While I attend a Wesleyan Church, I am not inclined to formally join nor do I accept all their teachings. Many of the people are very kind, loving, and helpful. At the same time are not judgemental either.

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  The most condescending thing said to you by the (sm)elders.

  by diamondblue1974 in

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  i wasnt the most academic of children although i had some capability but i could read quite well by the time i was 4 years old at least for my age; i have always read as a child and still read now as an adult both professionally (research) and for pleasure.

  i have always been able to write too...and pretty much advanced as well as my peers did in school...perhaps i am lucky, i certainly feel like i am when illiteracy amongst adults and children is rife at present...however.. i remember when i was 16 the wts in the uk were pushing through a scheme teaching those who were not as able to read and write...and an elder in the hall made a point of coming to me and suggesting that i should actually attend the training!!

  !....i explained that i could read and write well enough and didnt need to be taught basic literacy... he said that i might learn something new and should respect jehovahs order of things and show appreciation...i did decline his kind offer rather abruptly....but wtf??

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  I KNEW AN ELDER WHO WAS COUNCELING A VERY LARGE SISTER ABOUT GLUTONY. SHE TOLD HIM SHE HAD A GLAND PROBLEM AND COULD NOT HELP HER WEIGHT.

  HE TOLD HER, "NOBODY EVER CAME OUT OF A CONCENTRATION CAMP WITH A GLAND PROBLEM!

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  Weird dream

  by loosie in

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  ok so i had this weird dream last night.

  i dreamt that i was standing in line to gain admission to this strange cult.

  they were passing out there own manufactured brand or q-tips and they required us to use only those q-tips.

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  BOTH OF THESE DREAMS MEAN THE SAME THING. 'THE END IS NEAR'!

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  THE PERFECT TACO

  by Outaservice in

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  want something good to eat?

  well here it is, the perfect taco.. take corn tortillas and fry them in a thin amount of olive oil.. then spread a thin layer of refried beans on the tortilla.. next put a little lean beef that has onions chopped up in it on top of the beans.. then put some shredded colby cheese on.. then very thin sliced celery (secret ingredient).

  next shredded lettuce, a few chopped tomatos, a hint of cilantro and a very small amount of salsa.. fold and enjoy.. what has this information got to do with jw's?

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  WANT SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT? WELL HERE IT IS, THE PERFECT TACO.

  TAKE CORN TORTILLAS AND FRY THEM IN A THIN AMOUNT OF OLIVE OIL.

  THEN SPREAD A THIN LAYER OF REFRIED BEANS ON THE TORTILLA.

  NEXT PUT A LITTLE LEAN BEEF THAT HAS ONIONS CHOPPED UP IN IT ON TOP OF THE BEANS.

  THEN PUT SOME SHREDDED COLBY CHEESE ON.

  THEN VERY THIN SLICED CELERY (SECRET INGREDIENT)

  NEXT SHREDDED LETTUCE, A FEW CHOPPED TOMATOS, A HINT OF CILANTRO AND A VERY SMALL AMOUNT OF SALSA.

  FOLD AND ENJOY.

  WHAT HAS THIS INFORMATION GOT TO DO WITH JW'S? BEATS THE HECK OUT OF ME!

  OUTASERVICE

  PS TO GET THE ONION OFF YOUR BREATH REAL FAST EAT GARLIC!
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  Cholesterol and heart disease myth or reality?

  by greendawn in

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  for the last 40 years the idea that cholesterol (and saturated fats) clog up the arteries and cause heart disease has predominated yet hundreds of scientists and doctors now doubt whether this is indeed the case e.g.

  half the people that suffer heart attacks have ?normal?

  cholesterol levels.

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  AMAZING TOUCHED ON WHAT I CONSIDER THE MAIN CULPRIT OF MOST DISEASES, NAMELY 'INFLAMATION'!

  READ THE RECENTLY PUBLISHED BOOK 'THE INFLAMATION NATION' BY CHILTON.

  WATCH OUT FOR FARMED (ALASKAN) SALMON, EAT ONLY WILD KINDS.

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  Would you share a winning lottery ticket???..help please

  by morty in

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  ok, so here is the situation...... yesterday, i had bought a scratch ticket and i won 20.00 bucks on it...i was heading back to the store to cash it in but, not all of it...i wanted $17.00 in cash and in addition i wanted another ticket..as i was heading out the door, my brother asked to come with me to grab a few things at the store as well...this was not a problem....he got into the van and we headed off to the store...once we arrived to the store, i was still smoking my cigarette so i asked my brother to cash in my ticket for me and grab me another ticket and my $17.00 bucks while i wait in the car.

  he said "sure, no problem"...at the same time, he asked me for a loan of $10.00 bucks.

  i gave him the money with no questions asked.

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  NEVER LEND HIM ANOTHER DIME EITHER!
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  JWs and moving

  by rebel8 in

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  did you ever notice that, when a dub moves, all the other dubs help?

  i remember many a time when someone moved, the person would just pass it around to everyone in the kingkong hall, and they'd all show up to help.

  those who had trucks were obligated to show up.

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  I WOULD HELP ANYONE AT THE HALL IN MOVING, PROVIDED NOF COURSE IT WAS ON A SATURDAY MORNING AND ALSO IF THEY PROVIDED LUNCH!

  OUTASERVICE (MOVER PAR-EXCELLENCE)