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  Just Offended A JW Cart Witness Without Even Trying

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  on my way into town from my office.

  two carts set up a few feet from each other.

  one manned by a man and woman (i assume they're a couple) in their late 30s.. the guys walks off to the other cart as im walking by, i wasn't going to approach but the woman holding the awake!

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  This woman would not stop talking.

  The man became offended and quite annoyed in his tone

  He shut down the conversation. The woman gave me the Bible Teach book

  LOL!!

  They get to go home together, to the "Best Life Ever!"

  
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  Current JW Go Fund Me requests

  by Listener in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this topic was discussed a few years ago and i thought i would have a look to see what is going on with go fund me's by jws.

  i am astounded that there are a great deal more jws requesting money than there were a few years ago and even by pioneers.i've only looked in detail at a few jw go fund me requests but came across this one that i am stunned about on a number of levels.. my little maryhello friends.

  meet my wonderful girlfriend mary, a 23 year old "need greater pioneer"serving in the english field in san marcos nicaragua.

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  Current JW Go Fund Me requests

  There`s a huge "WBT$/JW Go Fund Me" that`s been going on for decades.

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  They Live Off JW Donations, They Contribute Nothing to Society.

  "Help Support These WBT$ GB Bums!"

  

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  "Only Witnesses demonstrate Christian Love"

  by Jules Saturn in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so a couple of nights ago i was speaking with a relative and we began talking about the organization.

  i had to asked her "why do you believe that this religion is the correct one?

  " they stood quiet for a second but then said that they view and feel genuine christian love, a type of love that is spoken about in the bible.

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  "Only Witnesses demonstrate Christian Love"

  Really?..

  Other Religions Help Feed People in Need.
  

  

  

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  Name one WBT$/JW Soup Kitchen......Just one...

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  "We Don`t Have Any!"

  "JW Kids!...Send Us Your Ice Cream Money!!"
  

  
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  If the GB members over the years all had children, would the DF / Shunning policy be softer?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just a question i was pondering:.

  most of the gb over the years, from the time of rutherford right through to today, have not had children i think?

  (correct me please if i am wrong).

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  If the GB members over the years all had children

  They Would Look Like This...
  

  

  would the DF / Shunning policy be softer?

  No...

  The WBT$ GB Would Still Be the Same Cold Hearted Bastards.

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  Tuff Shit Son...

  You`re Out!!....DF`d!!...........OK, Bye Dad...*What an asshole*
  

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  Born Ins, How Did Your Parents Get "The Truth™"?

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  born ins are in a unique position in that we never knew any other way of life.

  no birthdays, christmas and overly superstitious family just seemed normal.

  when my parents talked about their pre-jw life it seemed like they were talking about completely different people (actually, that's true, the cult had taken their real selves).. so i'd be interested in hearing how your parents were indoctrinated.. my dad.

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  Born Ins, How Did Your Parents Get "The Truth™"?

  They had JW neighbours that introduced them to it.

  My best guess is, my parent's wondered.

  "How can I get that stupid, without going into a coma?"

  Then they came up with a brilliant idea...
  

  "We could become JW`s!"
  
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  Humourous reasons to go back

  by usualusername1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.

  paul.

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  Humourous reasons to go back

  You`re Looking for "The Truth".
  

  
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  Concept faithful discreet slave

  by inbetween09 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  according to the "new light" the faithful slave class appeared after jesus came 1914 (rather 1918 he inspected the temple) and was bestowed with assigement to provide spiritual food.. there are a number of problems with this new concept:.

  how did russel and co found out about certain unique teachings diffferent from mainstream christendom?.

  option 1) apparently by himself, as there was no fds at his time.

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  Concept faithful discreet slave.

  It`s a Parable, a Fictional Story.
  

  If Jesus had told a fictional story about the "Guardians of the Purple Universe".
  

  You can be damn sure The WBT$ GB 'Rock Star" Popes would claim to be:

  "Guardians of the Purple Universe"

  

  Because they`re Idiots!...
  
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  How many times can you be DF'd?

  by Fader812 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there was one guy in our hall who got df'd 3 times, on the fourth time he never came back.

  i wonder if they told him not to come back?

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  How many times can you be DF'd?

  As many times as you break WBT$ Rules, get tossed out and are dumb enough to go back.
  
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  The Internet is worse for the Watchtower than 1975 was: here's proof.

  by ILoveTTATT2 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am translating jwfacts to spanish.

  i am doing the "statistics" section.here are two graphs that show that the statistics have never been worse for the watchtower:quantity of hours required for 1 baptism: note how low it went in 1974-1975, and note that 2016 is much higher than the slump of 1978... about double, to be exact.

  2016 was a historical record in this statistic (higher is worse for watchtower).. this stat is the baptisms as a percentage of the publisher average.

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  all the arguments that suggest the Org will continue to survive comfortably seem to mostly consist of "there will always be enough victims to keep it afloat".....Vidiot

  They`re not all victims.....Crazy as it may seem.
  

  Most of them are JW`s, who are happy right where they are.

  Living in WatchTower Worlds imaginary kingdom, Dub-Dumbf*ckistan.

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  Has anyone else recently been contacted by a once close JW friend or relative? Could this be a new JW tactic?

  by Latte in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hmmmm...yesterday my long life friend called my landline after many years of silence.

  now the shock has subsided, i am wondering if i can forgive and forget the fact she chose not to keep in touch throughout a time in my life which was very stressful.

  sadly, i gathered that she is still involved with jehovah’s witness faith.

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  Has anyone else recently been contacted by a once close JW friend or relative? Could this be a new JW tactic?

  Ya...

  Every once in a while the WBT$ has a big push for JW`s to contact people who have walked away.

  A relative of mine was recently contacted.
  

  It`s always the same old line:

  "Have you noticed how bad the world is getting lately?.....Blah-blah-blah."

  My reply is:

  "The world will always look like shit, when your head is stuck up your ass."

  That seems to be a conversation stopper.

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  WatchTowers/JW`s View of The Outside World.