i would like to state publicly, on this forum, i no longer hold the views i had a year ago.. with much thought, research, study and logical examination i have come to a better understanding of my beliefs and where i stand on all these issues.. i'm very happy to announce i have returned to healthful teaching of the holy scriptures and i firmly believe that the governing body of jehovah's witnesses is the faithful slave.. sorry if i have contibuted to any kind of stumbling and know that if i can turn things around then there's hope for all who come to there sence.. phill4:6,7.
I'm very happy to announce I have returned to healthful teaching of the Holy scriptures and I firmly believe that the Governing body of Jehovah's witnesses is the faithful slave.
Awesome!
Send the WBT$ GB as much money as you can.
They`re Bums and live off JW Donations.
Don`t forget to give them your children's Ice Cream Money.
Mark Sanderson would love it, if you sent him a sandwich in the mail.
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Make It a Really Big Sandwich!
Put enough postage on it...
I`m Broke, Fat and Hungry!
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on my way into town from my office.
two carts set up a few feet from each other.
one manned by a man and woman (i assume they're a couple) in their late 30s.. the guys walks off to the other cart as im walking by, i wasn't going to approach but the woman holding the awake!
To be honest, I was expecting more of a debate.....pale.emperor
There was a debate, you weren`t included.
JW's are only interested in talking to each other....LOL!!
The woman interrupted and said it was different back then.
The man told her "I was talking there, do you mind?" she backed away.
on my way into town from my office.
two carts set up a few feet from each other.
one manned by a man and woman (i assume they're a couple) in their late 30s.. the guys walks off to the other cart as im walking by, i wasn't going to approach but the woman holding the awake!
This woman would not stop talking.
The man became offended and quite annoyed in his tone
He shut down the conversation. The woman gave me the Bible Teach book
LOL!!
They get to go home together, to the "Best Life Ever!"
this topic was discussed a few years ago and i thought i would have a look to see what is going on with go fund me's by jws.
i am astounded that there are a great deal more jws requesting money than there were a few years ago and even by pioneers.i've only looked in detail at a few jw go fund me requests but came across this one that i am stunned about on a number of levels.. my little maryhello friends.
meet my wonderful girlfriend mary, a 23 year old "need greater pioneer"serving in the english field in san marcos nicaragua.
Current JW Go Fund Me requests
There`s a huge "WBT$/JW Go Fund Me" that`s been going on for decades.
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They Live Off JW Donations, They Contribute Nothing to Society.
"Help Support These WBT$ GB Bums!"
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so a couple of nights ago i was speaking with a relative and we began talking about the organization.
i had to asked her "why do you believe that this religion is the correct one?
" they stood quiet for a second but then said that they view and feel genuine christian love, a type of love that is spoken about in the bible.
"Only Witnesses demonstrate Christian Love"
Really?..
Other Religions Help Feed People in Need.
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Name one WBT$/JW Soup Kitchen......Just one...
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"We Don`t Have Any!"
"JW Kids!...Send Us Your Ice Cream Money!!"
just a question i was pondering:.
most of the gb over the years, from the time of rutherford right through to today, have not had children i think?
(correct me please if i am wrong).
If the GB members over the years all had children
They Would Look Like This...
would the DF / Shunning policy be softer?
No...
The WBT$ GB Would Still Be the Same Cold Hearted Bastards.
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Tuff Shit Son...
You`re Out!!....DF`d!!...........OK, Bye Dad...*What an asshole*
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born ins are in a unique position in that we never knew any other way of life.
no birthdays, christmas and overly superstitious family just seemed normal.
when my parents talked about their pre-jw life it seemed like they were talking about completely different people (actually, that's true, the cult had taken their real selves).. so i'd be interested in hearing how your parents were indoctrinated.. my dad.
Born Ins, How Did Your Parents Get "The Truth™"?
They had JW neighbours that introduced them to it.
My best guess is, my parent's wondered.
"How can I get that stupid, without going into a coma?"
Then they came up with a brilliant idea...
"We could become JW`s!"
in my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.
paul.
Humourous reasons to go back
You`re Looking for "The Truth".
according to the "new light" the faithful slave class appeared after jesus came 1914 (rather 1918 he inspected the temple) and was bestowed with assigement to provide spiritual food.. there are a number of problems with this new concept:.
how did russel and co found out about certain unique teachings diffferent from mainstream christendom?.
option 1) apparently by himself, as there was no fds at his time.
Concept faithful discreet slave.
It`s a Parable, a Fictional Story.
If Jesus had told a fictional story about the "Guardians of the Purple Universe".
You can be damn sure The WBT$ GB 'Rock Star" Popes would claim to be:
"Guardians of the Purple Universe"
Because they`re Idiots!...
there was one guy in our hall who got df'd 3 times, on the fourth time he never came back.
i wonder if they told him not to come back?
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How many times can you be DF'd?
As many times as you break WBT$ Rules, get tossed out and are dumb enough to go back.
