Humourous reasons to go back
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Humourous reasons to go back
by usualusername1 inin my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.
paul.
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OUTLAW
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Concept faithful discreet slave
by inbetween09 inaccording to the "new light" the faithful slave class appeared after jesus came 1914 (rather 1918 he inspected the temple) and was bestowed with assigement to provide spiritual food.. there are a number of problems with this new concept:.
how did russel and co found out about certain unique teachings diffferent from mainstream christendom?.
option 1) apparently by himself, as there was no fds at his time.
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OUTLAW
Concept faithful discreet slave.
It`s a Parable, a Fictional Story.
If Jesus had told a fictional story about the "Guardians of the Purple Universe".
You can be damn sure The WBT$ GB 'Rock Star" Popes would claim to be:
"Guardians of the Purple Universe"
Because they`re Idiots!...
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How many times can you be DF'd?
by Fader812 inthere was one guy in our hall who got df'd 3 times, on the fourth time he never came back.
i wonder if they told him not to come back?
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How many times can you be DF'd?
As many times as you break WBT$ Rules, get tossed out and are dumb enough to go back.
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The Internet is worse for the Watchtower than 1975 was: here's proof.
by ILoveTTATT2 ini am translating jwfacts to spanish.
i am doing the "statistics" section.here are two graphs that show that the statistics have never been worse for the watchtower:quantity of hours required for 1 baptism: note how low it went in 1974-1975, and note that 2016 is much higher than the slump of 1978... about double, to be exact.
2016 was a historical record in this statistic (higher is worse for watchtower).. this stat is the baptisms as a percentage of the publisher average.
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OUTLAW
all the arguments that suggest the Org will continue to survive comfortably seem to mostly consist of "there will always be enough victims to keep it afloat".....Vidiot
They`re not all victims.....Crazy as it may seem.
Most of them are JW`s, who are happy right where they are.
Living in WatchTower Worlds imaginary kingdom, Dub-Dumbf*ckistan.
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Has anyone else recently been contacted by a once close JW friend or relative? Could this be a new JW tactic?
by Latte inhmmmm...yesterday my long life friend called my landline after many years of silence.
now the shock has subsided, i am wondering if i can forgive and forget the fact she chose not to keep in touch throughout a time in my life which was very stressful.
sadly, i gathered that she is still involved with jehovah’s witness faith.
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OUTLAW
Has anyone else recently been contacted by a once close JW friend or relative? Could this be a new JW tactic?
Ya...
Every once in a while the WBT$ has a big push for JW`s to contact people who have walked away.
A relative of mine was recently contacted.
It`s always the same old line:
"Have you noticed how bad the world is getting lately?.....Blah-blah-blah."
My reply is:
"The world will always look like shit, when your head is stuck up your ass."
That seems to be a conversation stopper.
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WatchTowers/JW`s View of The Outside World.
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The average Witness will continue to follow Watchtower leadership whether right or wrong.
by UnshackleTheChains ini hate to say this, but given my own experience as a jw for almost 3 decades, i am beginning to believe the average jw will continue to look to and be guided by the gb regardless of whether they are right or wrong.. despite all the scandals and negative media attention the watchtower organisation is receiving, life seems to go on as normal in jw land.
it's truly bizarre!!.
clearly, the gbs tactic of mostly hiding away from the media is clearly working for them.
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OUTLAW
The average Witness will continue to follow Watchtower leadership whether right or wrong.
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What Simple Pleasures Do You Enjoy Since Leaving Watchtower?
by pale.emperor inwhat simple pleasures do you enjoy since leaving watchtower?
here's some of mine, in no particular order:.
a cigar: i dont smoke cigarettes at all, but i do enjoy a good cigar from time to time.
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What Simple Pleasures Do You Enjoy Since Leaving Watchtower?
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The Internet is worse for the Watchtower than 1975 was: here's proof.
by ILoveTTATT2 ini am translating jwfacts to spanish.
i am doing the "statistics" section.here are two graphs that show that the statistics have never been worse for the watchtower:quantity of hours required for 1 baptism: note how low it went in 1974-1975, and note that 2016 is much higher than the slump of 1978... about double, to be exact.
2016 was a historical record in this statistic (higher is worse for watchtower).. this stat is the baptisms as a percentage of the publisher average.
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OUTLAW
They'll always have followers though because there will always be people who are looking to be led by a group like them.....Simon
"Why Would You Think For Yourself,
When This Rock Does It For You?!"
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With a war in Korea ,jws will exploit turmoil for an increase in meeting attendance
by Chook ini bet head office has already got printed material to exploit the masses.
war and god go hand in hand..
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OUTLAW
With a war in Korea ,jws will exploit turmoil for an increase in meeting attendance
The Watchtower will exploit any and every disaster.
To advance their DoomsDay Message.
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"Only the WatchTower Can Save You!"
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Study article for this week, more self delusion
by stillin in"set your heart on spiritual treasures.
" i have been thinking about this during the past week.
i always knew that there were no treasures on earth.
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"Set Your Heart on Spiritual Treasures."
Like:
Buying and developing more real estate for the WBT$.
So they can sell it, keep your donated money and the profit from the sale.
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