Pete2,
You funny, but wrong. If you think a 50-50 relationship with a woman
is pussy whipped, then I am guessing you masterbate.
mn
outonalimb
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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outonalimb
TyyDyy,
LOL. No, a self made eunuch maybe.
mn
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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outonalimb
RF,
Obviously I was refering to the fact Julie and I are married. Your attempt at questioning my sexuality is quite revealing in the sense that I believe you are a perfect candidate for my shriveling dick theory. Only it applies to both genders with you. Always a pleasure
RF.mn
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The story of Samson
by Simon injust a few things in the account that don't make sense and lead me to believe it's just a made of story (really?
a guy with superhuman power?
who would have thought... ).
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outonalimb
LDH,
I agree. A lot of the stories in the bible parallel Greek Mythology.
Samson sure reminds me of Hercules.mn
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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outonalimb
tyydyy,
Good one, out of the closet. Took you all night to think of that one.
It was tongue and cheek, and no where said all men. Remember, it's HUMOR. I'm not hiding any more, so save it. -
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Looking for name suggestions.
by Tammie ini finally surprised my husband by getting him two parakeets.
now i am trying to figgure out what to name them.
when it comes to giving names that is something he does not want to do.
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outonalimb
Tammie,
Bearl and Ives
Jim and Tammie
Porgy and Bess
Ying and Yang
Ping and Pong
Bugs and Daffy
Lewis and ClarkJust keep thinkin', something will click. Good luck!
mn
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The bigger dick policy
by Norm inas a george carlin fan i keep thinking he has got a point when he says that men are generally very insecure about their dick size.
countries go to war if they think someone got bigger dicks than them.. lately there seem to have been such a lesser scale war here on the board.
the problem in this particular case is that the ones who quite obviously got bigger dicks were women!.
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outonalimb
Norm,
I believe this policy was spawned from the "shriveling dick" theory.
In essence a man with a *normal* size penis can lose up to several inches when confronted by the opposite gender. This causes a loss
of blood in the penis, which then rushes to the brain. The brain goes into the fight or flight syndrome and demoralizes the offending female
with his me Tarzan routine. He can't run, cause then he'd be a pu**y.
And that will never happen.mn
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Is SEX all men care about??
by butalbee inthis thread is dedicated to all of the horny stud's out there who think with their penis: "big breasts, nice ass, i wanna mound her, blah, blah, blah...." i suppose then this would include ever man in the entire world, as horny as they are, just thinking about one thing and one thing only, sex...not that sex is a bad thing, sex is very nice, except maybe if you're a single jw, then your hand is your personal best friend.
but even so, they still think of sex, they just won't admit to it, or have lost the key to their chastity belt.
when a man see's a nice looking woman, what's the first thing they think about: "wow, wonder what she looks like naked", not "i bet she has a wonderful personality.
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outonalimb
B,
No, we care about other things. Some very passionately.
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Good Job.
by refiners fire inbw-eeee.. (adjusts microphone).
tap.
tap.. good afternoon brothers and sisters.. an announcement.
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outonalimb
RF,
Good for you. Run with it.
mn
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SAVE ROE NOW!!!
by Valentine indear friends of reproductive freedom,.
george w bush and his right-wings friends are quietly pursuing their domestic agenda while the nations attention is focused on international terrorism.. bush's attacks on women's reproductive freedom continue.. examples;.
1. on his first day in the oval office,bush re-instated the global gag rule,which takes family planning funds from organizations that even mention the option of abortion to their patients,risking womens lives overseas.. 2. bush has promised to re-visit the food and drug administration's approval of ru-486.and anti-abortion forces in congress have already introduced a bill to limit it's availability.. 3. with the expected retirement of 3 supreme court justices ,including sandra day o'connor,who is often the critical swing vote on abortion rights issue,bush has made it clear that he will nominate the most adamant opponents of abortion and civil rights.. the bush administration is committed to strategies that limit life saving stem cell research,criminalize abortion providers,reduce the availability of birth control and deny funding of health reproduction education in the schools.. what better way to take on the christian coalition and ultra-right leaders and movements,than to use your voice to speak up now!!.
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outonalimb
Rhett,
You said:
:Forget Roe, save the unborn, innocent babies. Why should I care about some cold hearted, self centered bitch who wants to kill her unborn child? If she dies getting a back alley abortion I don't really see what's so bad about that. Hey, people think its great when someone who is threatening some innocent child's life gets shot so what's so bad about a mother dying while trying to kill her child?
So much for "not bashing women", eh? I am wondering, if you think death is fitting punishment for a woman who gets an abortion, what do you think the man responsible for it should get for alllowing the abortion to take place? Just curious if you have an even standard there.
Also, I caught your advice in another thread, to a woman who is still a virgin. Your advice was:
:You sound like you're mature enough to handle sex and all that good stuff so why wait? If you wait until you find Mr. Perfect until you have sex do you know what that means? Less sex. Even sex that isn't very good sex is one of the best things you can experience. Besides, like others have said, its not that wonderful at first but gets much better over time. Wouldn't you rather already be good at it the first time you & Mr. Perfect get it on? Who ever the guy you end up with is, by 24 he's probably already done it once or twice to say the least. You don't hear about how the bob sled team got into their sled for the first time at the Olympics even though that's the only one that really counts. They practice, have a few wipe outs, try to improve and eventually get really good at it before the big one. How much more important is sex?
My wife and I had both done it with other people before we started dating and are both happy with that. Not only that, the thought of not doing it with someone because of someone you don't even know seems kind of silly to me.
Go, get laid (be safe though!!!!!), have fun.So you urge this woman to go out and "get laid". Wow! So, if she does do this, the guy wears a condom, it breaks, results in unwanted pregnancy with a guy who is not Mr. Right (but she had sex with him per your advice), shall we look to you for answers about what to do with the baby?
What a hypocrite. Sad.
mn