Alright, since my primary response to the OP has been repeatedly ignored or made out to be something that it is not, I'll reframe it once more with a minor modification:
Cofty: My owner punched me in the face, threw foul tasting liquid in my mouth and nose, and watched while I choked and threw up.
Dog 2: What a bast#$rd
Cofty: I know. It PROVES that I cannot possibly have a loving owner.
Would Cofty be logically correct?