"Tell your congregation overseer that he's a horse's ass and walk into the nearest pub to enjoy a celebratory brandy and cigar...you'll be chucked out by teatime"... ROFL! Brilliant!!
Whoever did this is a genius!!
tornapart
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So you want to leave the Jehovah's Witnesses?
by Watchtower-Free inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynxo8nj-jpo.
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from roguepixel100 on youtube.
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monthly report
by search4truth inhas anyone refused hand in monthly report with explanation that this practice is not biblical and what were the consequences of that ?
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tornapart
Even putting in one (ficticious) hour a month can keep you under the radar. Once you miss a month your name is written down with the irregular/inactive publishers on the monthly cong. report. (I know this happens in my cong anyway).
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Stupid English People !
by Simon inthese are apparently real complaints received from a uk tour operator.
no country has a monopoly on having stupid people!.
these are actual complaints received by thomas cook vacations from dissatisfied customers:.
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tornapart
Haha! Nice one! I think you're close.... they were looking at some packs of reduced in price tomatoes...
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How to DF 2 PeopleĀ With ZERO Proof! New YouTube video and article
by RayPublisher inthis story is quite remarkable and no doubt many will appreciate it being told.
it is telling for several reasons; it highlights the fact that the watchtower organization can expel and marginalize anyone for literally anything if they are crossed.
they did that to ray franz back in the early 1980s and they recently have done it to these fine folks.. there are some six pieces of documentation in the account and it is in some ways a complicated mess, but it really boils down to a couple of active witnesses informing on someone to the elders.
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tornapart
How could a mother do that to her own son? Turn him in, knowing he could get df'ed. Will she shun him now?
Also what about their lawyer. Have they got anything to go on?
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Stands For True Worship. I am turning myself in......
by DATA-DOG injust answer this question in an honest and unbiased way, free from any circuitous reasoning or speculation.
if you do so, i swear to my heavenly father, that i will call the elders tonight and turn myself in.
any active jw may answer this question.
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tornapart
Avatar twins... LOL
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Stupid English People !
by Simon inthese are apparently real complaints received from a uk tour operator.
no country has a monopoly on having stupid people!.
these are actual complaints received by thomas cook vacations from dissatisfied customers:.
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tornapart
Heard two Scotsmen in the supermarket yesterday... I was trying to work out what language they were speaking... then it dawned on me...
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In general, the people on this forum have a poor outlook spiritually speaking.
by Stand for Pure Worship inso i waz reading the august 15 wt study article, elisha saw fiery chariots, do you?
and it made me think about this forum.
if you remember, syria was hunting god's prophet, elisha.
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tornapart
he might be a full blown apostate already and he's just yanking our chain....
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Stupid English People !
by Simon inthese are apparently real complaints received from a uk tour operator.
no country has a monopoly on having stupid people!.
these are actual complaints received by thomas cook vacations from dissatisfied customers:.
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tornapart
At least us Brits like to laugh at ourselves..
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Stupid English People !
by Simon inthese are apparently real complaints received from a uk tour operator.
no country has a monopoly on having stupid people!.
these are actual complaints received by thomas cook vacations from dissatisfied customers:.
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tornapart
ROFL!! Perhaps they should have stayed at home!
Have you ever seen the sit-com 'Benidorm'.... seem like typical Brit holiday makers? We go abroad and everyone else is the foreigner... LOL
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In general, the people on this forum have a poor outlook spiritually speaking.
by Stand for Pure Worship inso i waz reading the august 15 wt study article, elisha saw fiery chariots, do you?
and it made me think about this forum.
if you remember, syria was hunting god's prophet, elisha.
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tornapart
@SFPW... can you see how self-righteous you are coming across?
We are all spiritually deficient so you are here to save us all. How arrogant!
your words.... "There's been far too much preaching to the choir going on here and I aim to change that."
You've answered NONE of the mostly very good thought provoking responses, except the two before yours.
How long have you been a JW? Bet you're still wet behind the ears. You come across as very young and inexperienced and very robotic in your words and thoughts.