When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
Posts by TOTH
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13WOW! Watchtower week of 3/19/2012
by Sheep2slaughter ini was supervised no one has posted anything about today's watchtower study.
if i missed the thread and this is a repost...my bad.
basically today's watchtower was an attempt at guilt tripping the entire borg.
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- But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit! ~The Late Great George Carlin
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How to beat and control your wife: a new Muslim marriage book!
by Terry ina local bookstore has sold out of a controversial marriage guide that advises muslim men on how to beat their wives.. .
the 160-page book, published by idara impex in new delhi, india, is written by hazrat maulana ashraf ali thanvi, whos described in the books foreword as a prolific writer on almost every topic of islamic learning.. .
the stores manager, who didnt give his name, said the book had been sold out for some time, and the stores owner, whom the manager identified as shamim ahmad, refused to comment for the story.. .
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Hate speech...I wonder if it will be banned in the Socialist United States anytime soon.
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My Lord This Girl Is Hot, Somebody Please Tell Me Her Name!!!
by Philadelphia Ponos ini hate to start a "no room for george" type thread but i really need to no the name of this girl.. .
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these sences are from the past episode of spartacus that aired on friday on starz..
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Things you did to pass the time at meetings/service/assemblies/conventions/memorials
by OneDayillBeFree ini'm currently at the meeting again... i'm always in the back working the sound cause everyone else can't seem to work it and i'm mostly on my phone reading jwn or writing, or doodling or sometimes i just stare at the audience to see who's falling asleep or daydreaming.
its really the only way i can still sit through these things.. but i remember getting the number of a girl i used to like at one district convention and we would text each other during the program and talk about how boring it was.. i also remember sneaking out of a circuit assembly and going to see a car show that was going on right next door.
that was fun!.
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WOW! So many to remember. when i was little all I could do was be nudged or pinched for either sleeping or goofing with my brother. THANKFULLY my folks were not uber zealous and we had lots of time away from the hall. One time we were invited to the ca at the Civic Auditorium in Albuquerque. I think I was maybe 13 or14 years old. We went with an older couple who my folks met when they were first brought into the borg, and two of their boys. They were both older than we were by a couple of years and they HATED the borg so much! They smoked pot and cussed and were loads of fun!! So we broke away from our folks to go with the boys.
We ran around that huge auditorium making noise and having fun. An attendant tried to catch us...Good luck tubby! He managed to get some others to try and corral us but then we split up and ran in different directions! One of the other boys called him BALDY! And I said, yes! Go up you bald head! Like the Elisha story! LMAO!! We ran and my friend sang a song. BOIL! We're going to BOIL his head! Egghead Eghead run away! Oh man what fun! My little brother ran into the bathroom to hide but was seen. He was standing at the urinal when approached by an attendant. The attendant demanded that he give him our father's name. My brother said, "Skovinski." He tried to grab my brother but he ran out laughing at him.
Moments later we heard an announcement for brother Skovinski to go to the first aid station! LMAO!!!! Our name is NOT Skovinski! Is that even a real name I wonder....?
As I grew up most of high school was only attendending the memorial. Later on I ended up going again to help get the elders off my folks' back. I was baptized and spent most of my time TRYING to follow along. I did ok and was through no fault of my own being groomed to be a ms. I got the privelege of handling the sound which meant I could daydream about the sexy girl I eventually married. I also got to be an attendant and spent most of my time out of my seat either in back or watching the parking lot. I got lots of assembly duties too. WATCHING the food they were ilegally thawing in the open air at the COW PALACE. An all night job meant I could sleep in my pickup truck during the assembly. Gathering funds from the contribution boxes. It never occured to me to snatch any of those sexy green bills...What a doof I think to myself. nah, not really. I am pretty honest. THAT is why I left the borg, afterall.
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New World Order Connection
by marriedtoajw ini've heard and read so much conflicting information.
never been a jw and i have only been to a couple of meetings years ago.
what is the watchtowers teaching regarding the "new world order" as you guys were taught?.
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I can still remember the big stir Bush Sr.'s use of teh term New World Order made at the kh I attended. Ooooo! It was Satan's own minion confirming that Armageddon was only weeks away!
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Anybody here vegan?
by Dagney ini've been considering it for awhile strictly for just general overall health.
i don't take any meds, and would like to keep it that way for as long as i can.
i am a "all things in moderation " type of person but the more i read about excluding dairy and meat, the more i think about doing it.
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Not me. I'm an omniverous person. I am not trying to offend anyone who disagrees with my dietary intake. Just sayin'...
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How 'Bout A "Show Off Your Pets" Thread?
by Low-Key Lysmith ingroup photo.
from l to r: ripley, ronin, gus.. .
gus helping pack home groceries on a snow day.. .
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Thanks LKL!
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How 'Bout A "Show Off Your Pets" Thread?
by Low-Key Lysmith ingroup photo.
from l to r: ripley, ronin, gus.. .
gus helping pack home groceries on a snow day.. .
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Great pic everyone. We are all HAPPY and loving animal lovers. Despite not being in that shitty organization! IMAGINE THAT!
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How 'Bout A "Show Off Your Pets" Thread?
by Low-Key Lysmith ingroup photo.
from l to r: ripley, ronin, gus.. .
gus helping pack home groceries on a snow day.. .
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This awesome cat was named Charlie Brown. We rescued him from a neighbor's abusive boyfriend. He was my wife's seizure cat. He would warn her of an impending seizure and if she did not respond he would come get me or one of the boys to make sure she took her medication. He lived to be nearly 19. He passed away Christmas day 2009. We miss him greatly and are all grateful to him for rescuing her many times.
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How 'Bout A "Show Off Your Pets" Thread?
by Low-Key Lysmith ingroup photo.
from l to r: ripley, ronin, gus.. .
gus helping pack home groceries on a snow day.. .
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This is Sasuske (Pronunced...SAHS'KAY) This little guy was a feral cat we rescued as a kitten from the harsh elements. Our son named both Itachi and Sasuske after characters from the anime show, Naruto. LMAO!!
