One that really annoys me when i think back about it:
The story on the platform:
A dear old elder from my congregation was being interviewed. His wife had left him. When asked why he said "she used to be a JW but lost her faith. She told me i'd have to choose between her and Jehovah." "what did you do brother?" asks the interviewer. He replies "well im still here" (round of applause). Then he relates the story of how his daughter tragically died after leaving the witnesses. But he hopes in the resurrection. (Round of applause).
The REAL story (which all of our congregation knew):
He's been beating his wife and daughter up for years. His wife would come to the meetings with black eyes and the occasional arm in a sling. His daughter was an alcoholic by the age of 15 due to him knocking her about. My dad saw him punch his wife in the stomach in the 2nd school and
reported him to the elders. He denied it and nothing happened. My dad
was a marked man after that. His daughter leaves home (and the witnesses) first chance she gets at 18. She rebuilds her life and marries my uncle (also an exJW). One day his daughter takes a shower in his house and is electrocuted and dies. It turns out this elder had fitted the shower himself and the wiring was shoddy. He covered up the evidence before the police inquiry started and some poor electrician who had fitted his previous shower got investigated.
This was the last straw for his wife and she finally leaves him and at first lives in a rescue center for battered wives. I have no idea where she is now but he told the BOE that she's mentally ill and makes things up. They believed him!