Posts by lastmanstanding

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Midnight Cry

by Jerryh in

i never was a witness but need to learn for someone i love.

i think i know what the teaching is in general about.

matt 24 /25 concerning the slave wars earthquakes etc.

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I think there’s a lot of Watchtower balogna here these days...

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Zombie dubs

by lastmanstanding in

i recently was on a job with the cobe and i would like to relate this experience.

it goes to show how unthink these zombies have become.. during working, the cobe asks me “did you see that couple that died in the eritrean prison, the brother and his wife?”.

i replied that i had not seen anything like that.

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Sigfrid

No, sorry, she is truly daft. I’ve known her for decades.

She has found every conceivable way and method of avoiding service. And when she’s out, she’s trying to get away ASAP.

No baiting. Just brainless.

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Why are they announcing 2019 conventions so early?

by Richard_I in

jw
friends

i was just told there will be international conventions in canada in 2019. .

so i looked at jw.org and i see that there's a whole bunch of conventions now listed on the site for 2019.. isn't this odd?

normally we were told the location of conventions during the first week of january.. did they realize there was less in attendance in the 2018 conventions, and want to give ppl more time to make travel arrangements??

lastmanstanding

This gives the Watchtower smugglers more time to plan.

Whoah... what’s that all about? ..ya say.

The CO told me years ago about how the missionaries are brought home for the big deal.

The missionaries are brought home and 💰 cha ching is sewn into their suitcases for the trip out of the country.

Apparently, this has been going on for quite some time, and in one instance, the dubcouple almost got busted... but for the salvation of Jah come to the rescue!

yes, they got away with it once again...

But, alas, where does the booty bound for exit originate? That’s an easy one. Not all the “convention take” is receipted. Specific cash is separated for a special spiritual purpose and the slush is hid in the outbound luggage, ready to be received at the other end by the appropriate appointed person.

Im looking forward to the upcoming International... aren’t you?

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they changed it a year ago

by galaxie in

just spoke to an elder at the carts, whilst discussing the gb (faithful slave) he informs me they are nowpart of the 'domestics'?

anyone have any 'new light' on this?.

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I like how the GB tells the rank and file that they are “good for nothing slave(s)...” whilst they are “the faithful Slave”

Yea, they are a cut above everyone else.

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Zombie dubs

by lastmanstanding in

i recently was on a job with the cobe and i would like to relate this experience.

it goes to show how unthink these zombies have become.. during working, the cobe asks me “did you see that couple that died in the eritrean prison, the brother and his wife?”.

i replied that i had not seen anything like that.

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This zombie couple is experiencing what many older, didn’t-plan-past-Watchtower’s-Prophecy type dubs are going through. They are at the crossroads of their life with empty pockets. Their health is seriously failing and they are beginning to see the oncoming train of a decline life living in a cockroach motel eating dogfood.

Theres a lot of pain on the dub horizon. Or is that pain “around the corner”...

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So my wife is upset her MIPI father is broke because of being a witness.

by blownaway in

i posted this before, but my wife is upset and not handling it well.

her mother has alzheimer and is in a care facility for the rest of her life.

between medicare and caid she is paid for the care.

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Longhair girl

The congregations are going to be hotbeds of misery and trouble.

That’s one of the best stand alone statements I’ve heard in a while.

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Zombie dubs

by lastmanstanding in

i recently was on a job with the cobe and i would like to relate this experience.

it goes to show how unthink these zombies have become.. during working, the cobe asks me “did you see that couple that died in the eritrean prison, the brother and his wife?”.

i replied that i had not seen anything like that.

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Now, next story, I was working with Br Zombie COBE and his zombie wife in field service.

Sister zombie gets out of the car same time as me and asks how I’ve been and I give her the line, to which she replies (in a whisper tone so that sister was-a-pioneer a few feet away can’t hear), “I hate service... I never liked it... it’s too hard”.

Just 30 minutes later at the coffee shop, with her husband Br zombie COBE sitting across the table, she says loudly “what a wonderful day in service “

There’s no helping this lot.

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Zombie dubs

by lastmanstanding in

i recently was on a job with the cobe and i would like to relate this experience.

it goes to show how unthink these zombies have become.. during working, the cobe asks me “did you see that couple that died in the eritrean prison, the brother and his wife?”.

i replied that i had not seen anything like that.

lastmanstanding

I recently was on a job with the COBE and I would like to relate this experience. It goes to show how unthink these zombies have become.

During working, the COBE asks me “Did you see that couple that died in the Eritrean prison, the brother and his wife?”

I replied that I had not seen anything like that. He went on more about how “the sister too”, not just the brother, had perished in prison.

I think in his puny unthinking skull nut it was like Romeo and Juliet.

In any case, during lunch, I looked it up.

(Don’t click the link directly or it will take you from here to there and announce your visit. Do a copy etc.)

https://www.jw.org/en/news/legal/by-region/eritrea/elderly-jehovahs-witnesses-die-eritrean-prison/

... as you will see, the story is NOT about a brother and his wife imprisoned till death, but rather it was about two brothers, probably elders both.

It seems Elder Unthink only looks at the picture and reads the headline and the rest of the story his puny skull nut fills in accordance to his superstitious needs.

After lunch I announced that had read the article about “the two brothers in Eritrea who passed in prison”.

He objected! No, he exclaimed, a brother and his wife.!!!

It was completely obvious that he had not read the story but was just trying to sound smart and spiritual and holy.

Anyway, I explained the article and that the photo was of one of the brothers with his wife, and the other brother and his wife was pictured down the article farther. But that only brothers were inprisoned.

You cannot help these people. Better to not try.

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Stats just out: JWs in Wales decline (-3.4%) - COs primed for zero baptisms!

by Darth FayDehr in

figures from that latest 2-weekend convention in caridff (wales) reveal jw “growth” now in decline.

baptisms are discouragingly low (21, combined), and circuit overseers have been primed to deal with assemblies where there are no baptisms; see these leaked 2018 instructions:.

pdf summary: https://1drv.ms/b/s!arekzxkzlp8ybsl45pov7y6k26a.

lastmanstanding

Maybe the GB (goof balls) can designate the first 20 rows at RCs to be filled, end to end, with inflatable publishers. LOL

Then they can have a part that brags about the newly interested ones.

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S 147 for august 2018

by obarac in

anyone have s 147 for august?.

rumors about big announcement.. any hear about that..

lastmanstanding

“A new loving provision from Jayhovah, the new tithing program. Elders will begin visiting each publisher in their own home to lovingly assist every one to determine the proper monthly gift to Jayhovah. What a loving provision this loving provision is, do we not agree.”