The Holy Spirit(s) LOL
lastmanstanding
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Tony Morris buying Scotch.
by Lost in the fog inby now we have all seen the video of tony morris iii buying his scotch and recommending his wife's choice of irish whiskey to the other man.
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which is why i thought this meme was hilarious when i stumbled upon it on an entertainment facebook page.
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Why the BIG 4.5 day elder "school"?
by eyeuse2badub injust wonderin' if anyone has heard of anything about something big going down in the borg?
good friend of mine just told me today that he will be attending a 4.5 day elder "training school" all nest week!
the "special" elder "schools" are usually only 2-3 days.. lots of dumbing down coming?.
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lastmanstanding
If I was forced to go to that I would fall over dead n 5 minutes
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Are Christians to be Witnesses of Jesus or Jehovah?
by blondie ini was doing research on another topic and this question came to mind.
notice how the wts dances around the question below and then my comments about that and whether historically did the wts see isaiah as applying to all jws or only anointed members, spiritual israel (galatians 6:16)?.
are christians to be witnesses of jesus or jehovah?.
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lastmanstanding
A man is called to court. He is told to sit in the chair and swear in.
The judge asks, “are you a witness”.
The man says “yes”.
The judge asks, “what you see?”
The man says, “well... actually nothing.”
The judge says “but you said you were a witness!”
The man says “yes, and a very righteous one”.
The judge exclaims... “but you didn’t witness anything”
The judge says to the bailiff, “remove this fool from my courtroom.”
If there are any persons today that can swear they have witnessed the finger of God Almighty at work, or if there are any persons that will swear they have seen Jesus and witnessed His work, then I invite them to step forward and tell us what they have witnessed.
Else, you are NOT a “witness” of anything but rather a loudmouth fool.
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Orange County, CA: New Case and New Legal Tactic
by Corney injohn roe 1 vs. defendant doe 1, congregation is a child sexual abuse case pending before the superior court of california, orange county (judge john c. gastelum).
jury trial is scheduled on june 15, 2020, but it may not occur: the judge is expected to decide on multiple pre-trial motions including motion for sanctions filed by plantiffs; next hearing on pre-trial motions is scheduled on may 14.. case docket is available here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dbqcronnkeax492pshgwpuoubt-xaabz/view?usp=sharing .
case documents are available for purchase here: https://ocapps.occourts.org/civilwebshoppingns/search.do (case number 30-2014-00741722-cu-po-cjc).. during the course of this litigation the court ordered watchtower to produce molestation complaints it received, redacting only names of victims and elders handling the matters.
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lastmanstanding
The plaintiffs are obviously under the gun. Watchtower has warned them that they will be df’d if they did not speak up and assert their “rights”.
The plaintiffs were probably told that their situation is akin to being raped and if they did not “cry out” then they are complicit.
Remember the different cases where this tactic was used with a minor who needed blood. Little sister sixteen says “it was like being raped”.
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Congregation memorial stats
by nowwhat? in2 congregations met together attendance 355 which is close to exact number of combined publishers.
only saw a couple of new faces.
so it looks like once again the invitation work was a complete failure and relatives of jw's couldn't be talked into coming anymore!.
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lastmanstanding
Was there any partakers after injun man? I mean, would a holierthanmost want to share the chalice with the likes of that dude?
Blood brothers....
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memorial-
by zeb ina criticism of the wt way is the practice of using 50 words when 10 would do.
this is an example of an aged speaking style practised in the 1930s 1950's.
just look at movies from that era, political speeches etc.
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lastmanstanding
Well, after 100 years of passing them damned glasses, I wanted to drink. Of course, there was no wine around, but I drank from the chalice anyhow. Then I drank from all the others.
Can you think of a better way to amuse yourself at the ‘most holy night’...?
I had the inside track at the boremorial this year, got a good laugh.
After all, isn’t the whole show about passing your germs around?
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by zeb ina criticism of the wt way is the practice of using 50 words when 10 would do.
this is an example of an aged speaking style practised in the 1930s 1950's.
just look at movies from that era, political speeches etc.
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lastmanstanding
Scruff
Its easy when you have full access to everything. Practically.
Elder boob is a boob, he does not think. He tries as hard as he can to unthink. He is selfish and so is his wife. I have no sympathy for them.
PS. I wanted to lick all the plates. But I wasn’t sure they were clean.
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by zeb ina criticism of the wt way is the practice of using 50 words when 10 would do.
this is an example of an aged speaking style practised in the 1930s 1950's.
just look at movies from that era, political speeches etc.
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lastmanstanding
Hahahaha still in,, I could see it in my mind.
They do the chicken dance at the front of the hall, I’ve had to participate in it myself, where, after having their grubby hands all over the cup and saucer.... they gotta sit down and be handed it one more time.
Its like their ass is telling them, “hey, I gotta be on a chair for the everlasting life to flow through “...
Haha.. I can tell the board this, now that my significant other knows.
I started my own Memorial tradition this year.
I slobbered all over every one of the glasses to be used.
They were clean, they tasted clean, every one. As the slobbered glasses went around, as the slobbered glass was handed to me, I chuckled.
Hahaha I slobbered the shun.
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by zeb ina criticism of the wt way is the practice of using 50 words when 10 would do.
this is an example of an aged speaking style practised in the 1930s 1950's.
just look at movies from that era, political speeches etc.
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lastmanstanding
As usual, I am asked to do something, (not serving this year) and as such being the case, I am seated by myself. This means that the cup‘n saucer gotta be dragged to me separately. This provides an interesting opportunity.
Now, in the past, I used this opportunity to shun the shun.
What I mean is, when the plate was offered to me, when the opportunity to shun the body of Christ was presented to me, I held up my hand and said “thanks” in a whispering undertone, shunning the shun, not reaching out to touch the superstitional object. (new word).
The last time I did this, the elder was freaking out. Unless I reached forward to touch the edge of the saucer, just brush it gently, he wasn’t moving on. He had a visible reaction. I thought he was going to stroke. So I touched it ever so slightly.
This year, I didn’t do this, because I think they are watching.
But the hocus poKus can be seen in the elder’s emblem chicken dance.
The elder walks up to me, reaches out his right hand with the glass, I slowly reach for the glass, allow it to unweight from his right hand, he withdraws his right hand, pivots his body, extending his left hand, like he was dancing, and takes the glass with his left hand.
Now, it’s easy to understand why elder boob did thusly. He felt stupid giving and getting with the same hand. He could sense the foolishness of it, but more, he for that moment, could feel the idolizing of the glass. His hand was telling him.
So, to quiet the message from his right hand, he put it away, and used his left. He was trying to give meaning to a moment in time, meaning where there was none.
For that second in time, elder boob felt like he was ‘playing tea time’ with a 4 year old girl in a treehouse. He felt foolish. So, in a vain effort to feel less stupid, he did the emblem chicken dance.
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Days Text for today, a clue the Governing Body could be raptured soon?
by BourneIdentity insaturday, april 20. keep proclaiming the death of the lord, until he comes.—1 cor.
11:26.. regarding the great tribulation just ahead of us, jesus said: “they will see the son of man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
and [jesus] will send out his angels with a great trumpet sound, and they will gather his chosen ones together.” (matt.
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lastmanstanding
Remember when Russel and his disciples gathered on the roof of bethel to be raptured?
We need to convince the gibbering blatherheads that Russel had the right idea, but failed because they didn’t understand the mechanics of Rapture.
Proper rapture can only be achieved with the necessary velocity, a lot like in the movie Back to the Future. You gotta be going fast enough to Get Back to the Kingdom.
How is this achieved? Minimum Rapture Velocity (mrv) is 9.8ms^2, not dependent on direction. Taking into account the height of Warwick’s tallest structure, all the GB needs to do is jump.