Magazines have so diminished that the latest instruction is that the magazine servant is gone, laid off, reassigned in the same manner as are the superfluous bethelites that have been told to hit the road.
The magazines have been assigned to the literature brother who now does both.
But not a problem, you see, as the books have so diminished as well. Between the books AND the rags, there’s barely enough work for one guy.
Soon, there will be a GOING OUT OF BUSINESS sign in the window.
Now on the clearance shelf, all 32 page booklets and 78 pages books prior to 1985.
Half off all magazines! Literally... half off ... or more.