Posts by lastmanstanding

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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

by UnshackleTheChains in

i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

you can't write this stuff.

right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

lastmanstanding

Some of the good folks here can see the significance of Tony’s booze run, others not so much. For the sake of the others that cannot see the forest for the trees, I think it best to explain what’s happening here.

Tony is a WT God. As such, he has minions to take care of the more ‘mundane’ things. After all, the GB are important dudes. They have to relegate the mundane things to the lesser ones in the kingdom of Gawd, whilst they care for the important things of Gawd, like communication of Gawd’s laws to humanity.

So, where are the minions? Isn’t Tony and the other WT gods to busy with the BIG stuff, the heavy lifting in the house of gawd....

Tony is hiding what he is doing, not just from us, and the rank ‘n file dubs, he’s hiding it from Bethel. Maybe not hiding it from the other WT gods, as they may be booze hounds too. Maybe it was Tony’s turn to booze run.

But more likely, Tony is an ALC.

And if Tony the god sneaks out for liquor, what else is he sneaking around doing?

Hookers.???

We may likely see Tight Pants eliminated from Loony Tunes TV.

I for one am calling Warwick. I am going to ask, WHERE WAS TONY ON SUNDAY MORINNG LAST AT 11 AM?

And I am going to tell them.

You should too....

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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch

by UnshackleTheChains in

i was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).

you can't write this stuff.

right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..

lastmanstanding

So he called to him, ‘Father Tony, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in Scotch and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’ Fluke 16:24

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The Incredible Shrinking Watchtower -- What's Up?

by Room 215 in

what's up with this?

it seems that with the january study magazine it's been trimmed by by four pages.

have any of you commented on this?.

lastmanstanding

Magazines have so diminished that the latest instruction is that the magazine servant is gone, laid off, reassigned in the same manner as are the superfluous bethelites that have been told to hit the road.

The magazines have been assigned to the literature brother who now does both.

But not a problem, you see, as the books have so diminished as well. Between the books AND the rags, there’s barely enough work for one guy.

Soon, there will be a GOING OUT OF BUSINESS sign in the window.

Now on the clearance shelf, all 32 page booklets and 78 pages books prior to 1985.

Half off all magazines! Literally... half off ... or more.

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WATCHTOWER has posted a $40,000,000 bond !

by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

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watctower has posted a $40,000,000 bond following montana's upholding of the nunez v watchtower verdict of 2018. punitive damages have been upheld, and wt has purchased the bond from travelers insurance (35m+ interest)-montana sc will rule later this year on the appeal.. .

lastmanstanding

I believe that Watchtower is moving more and more money into squirrels holes.

What I mean is this.

In the congo I attend, sparecely mind you, the constitution was recently rewritten to allow for large sums of money to go on deposit with the congo and earn a “profit”... new Canadian law last year.

What this means is, if the cobe is an ultr orthodox burned in his soul trusted watchtower man, then the Society will put a bag full of loot in his charge, hidden away from lawsuits.

This change was made in “selected congregations” according to the letter from Georgetown.

Now, there will be a paper trail. But will the courts be smart enough to follow the bread crumbs.

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Elders' new direction.

by lastmanstanding in

there's been a change.

a rather big one.

and the kevin bunkers of the world beware.. jw elders no longer need to "turn the other cheek".. in the governing bastard's desperation, they have given a new directive to elders.

lastmanstanding

careful

an hour agoLMS, do you have a link or document substantiating this claim or is it yet another rumor so common in the Witness world?

As I mentioned in the OP, some would think it's a rumour/hoax etc. I could post the recorded meeting, but that would out me. And I'm sure you don't want bad stuff to happen to me ;)

Others have said that this is not new. Well, I say I have been "in" for a half century and counting and I have never heard what I was just hearing...

I imagine that in the past, a few bro's gave a few beatin's but I'll bet the WTS got sued and the bro's got charged. It's ain't the 'twenty's anymore. Lawyers are big business.

If elders can respond with violence at the KH, then why can't kids in school fight back? Why can't kids go to karate class? And if elders can fight back, why only with fists? Why not have a taser?

Oh, and by the way, tasers were mentioned at 'da meetin'. Of course they are a no-no, as of right now anyway. But time will tell. Did not the Israelite's have swords? Were they not commanded to smite the infidels?

And if the elders can fight back, then what of law enforcement? What of the bros in Russia? Can they put the beatin' on those nasty apostate Russians with the balaclavas?

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Elders' new direction.

by lastmanstanding in

there's been a change.

a rather big one.

and the kevin bunkers of the world beware.. jw elders no longer need to "turn the other cheek".. in the governing bastard's desperation, they have given a new directive to elders.

lastmanstanding

There's been a change. A rather big one. And the Kevin Bunkers of the world beware.

JW elders no longer need to "turn the other cheek".

In the Governing Bastard's desperation, they have given a new directive to elders. Violence is now sanctioned!

I know, I know. Some are going to say this is just made up or a rumour.

Well, it ain't...

The direction was quite specific but still opens pandora's box.

Two elders will approach an "apostate" who is in the kingdumb hall. They are not to touch him physically, however, if the person strikes out first, then it's open season baby. Put the hurt on the boy.

No more turning the cheek. The Watchtower has now adopted the strategy of war. They are no different than the military's of the world. They may defend themselves.

Taken to the next level, all the witness to said beatin'... are, well.... witnesses, JW that is. And it really doesn't matter who struck first when all the witnesses will say it was apostate Joe who dunnit.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only dubs are present, did it really make a sound? I guess we will have to wait to see what the GB says....

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Family is now reaping what they sowed and they don't like it.

by Gemmel in

i resigned from the jw's in my 20's over 30 years ago, i was immediately shunned by my entire family and it's remained that way with a few exceptions ever since.

one of those exceptions was being contacted by a cousin a few years back and during that conversation i discovered that my mother had been and still was the prime mover in my complete and continuing shunning.

i then used what contacts i had left to confirm it.

lastmanstanding

I know why I would do in this situation. I would agree that my parents need help and then say that “our church will take up a collection for them” and that “our pastor wil come with me to Hospital to pray with him/her”

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JW detained in Putin's Russia ... accused of extremism

by mikeflood in

from bbc news "five jw's from the kirov region detained with about $ 7,500 accused of funding and organizing meetings....they found literature...and two hand granades and a landmine".

the russians are such idiots planting evidence....and quarrelling with the neutral and sheepish jw land...and of course inflamating their persecution complex.

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lastmanstanding

Luke 22

37 For I tell you that what is written must be accomplished in me, namely, ‘He was counted with lawless ones.’ For this is being fulfilled concerning me.” 38 Then they said: “Lord, look! here are two swords.” He said to them: “It is enough.”

49 When those around him saw what was going to happen, they said: “Lord, should we strike with the sword?” 50 One of them even struck the slave of the high priest, taking off his right ear.

Has it not been considered that there are all kinds of groups, and sub groups of those groups, and clinger onners...

It is entirely possible that there are stupid JWs in Russia who don’t really understand how things work and who can have very stupid ideas.

Perhaps individuals who are “weak”, still studying and whose understanding of JWdom was just ‘not there’.. perhaps they came from a military background...

It is certainly possible that some ‘dull knife’ JW had access to some hardware and thinking he was protecting, created this new twist.

What, JWs are brilliant??? And Russian JWs smarter still???

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Kingdom Hall Closures In Canada.

by Lost in the fog in

one of our friends in canada posted the following message to their circle of friends.

"in our meeting last night, the coordinator read a letter from the canadian branch about the reorganized territories.

all the territories in the fraser valley from hope to vancouver, about a hundred miles in all, have been reorganized to create larger congregations and improve the use of kingdom halls.

lastmanstanding

I’m getting ready to short the overblown Canadian housing market. This is good news.

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Montana jury awards two women $35M in sex abuse lawsuit against Jehovah's Witnesses

by AndersonsInfo in

https://missoulian.com/news/local/montana-jury-awards-two-women-m-in-sex-abuse-lawsuit/article_1bcabb7c-7381-574b-a2ba-e011cc0250a6.html.

montana jury awards two women $35m in sex abuse lawsuit against jehovah's witnesses .

a jury in northwestern montana awarded two women $35 million wednesday in their lawsuit against the local jehovah’s witnesses congregation and its worldwide headquarters.. .

lastmanstanding

Watchtower is conducting an all out propaganda war against its own constituency.

No organization which has gone down this dark road has survived long.

Hiding it’s own history, telling its own members bigger and bigger lies everyday, hiding its true nature through constant propaganda and fear mongering, threatening and conducting witch hunts within... Watchtower’s days are numbers.

Keep your socks on....